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by Galen
Fri Apr 21, 7:15 2017
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Quicktakes
Replies: 9
Views: 144

Re: Quicktakes

My mom-type and her dog visit every weekend for an overnight. Just before they leave, my mom always rinses out the dog's water bowl and then carefully positions it upside down on the counter, on the edge of the sink, where it then drips little drops of dog-tainted water all over the place. Why can't...
by Galen
Fri Apr 21, 7:10 2017
Forum: Science & Technology
Topic: Total Solar Eclipse 2017
Replies: 15
Views: 635

Re: Total Solar Eclipse 2017

Oh, I want to do this so bad! I'm about 16 hours away from the nearest spot, about 20 hours from the best spots. I'm like, what the hell, let's just throw a tent in the car and hit the highway. Who needs a fancy hotel? So far all of my friends are old and stupid and won't agree to a little road trip...
by Galen
Fri Apr 21, 7:06 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: How long can you stay in your house?
Replies: 9
Views: 70

Re: How long can you stay in your house?

Just try to pry me from my house. Go on. I dare you.
by Galen
Fri Mar 17, 8:12 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: How do you pass time at boring parties?
Replies: 22
Views: 645

Re: How do you pass time at boring parties?

I'd go stand behind Sonic. If anyone ever forced me to go to a party, I mean. That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.
by Galen
Fri Mar 17, 8:11 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: What is your shoe size?
Replies: 10
Views: 218

Re: What is your shoe size?

From what I can determine, based on the fact that everything is either too big or too small, I wear a women's size 8.23777 on my left foot and a size 7.8935571 on my right.
by Galen
Fri Mar 17, 8:04 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: what's your favorite adhesive?
Replies: 11
Views: 394

Re: what's your favorite adhesive?

You know that weird stuff that holds junk-mail credit-card type things to paper? It's sticky and rubbery and likes to retain its shape? I LOVE that stuff. It's like these things but holds the stick way longer!! If I had those I would never get anything done because I'd be spending all day throwing ...
by Galen
Tue Mar 14, 8:08 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: what's your favorite adhesive?
Replies: 11
Views: 394

Re: what's your favorite adhesive?

You know that weird stuff that holds junk-mail credit-card type things to paper? It's sticky and rubbery and likes to retain its shape? I LOVE that stuff.
by Galen
Thu Mar 9, 7:14 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: who are your favorite people?
Replies: 1
Views: 117

Re: who are your favorite people?

The ones who laugh at my jokes.
by Galen
Sun Mar 5, 14:08 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: What is your favorite number?
Replies: 6
Views: 304

Re: What is your favorite number?

My favorite number is 5, but how come no one ever asks about my least favorite number?

My least favorite number is 2 because it's a killer of primes by way eliminating every even number, and yet even though it's an even number itself, it still gets to be a prime number. What a goady asshole.
by Galen
Sun Mar 5, 14:04 2017
Forum: Science & Technology
Topic: Brains, Bees, Balls, and Behavior
Replies: 8
Views: 392

Re: Brains, Bees, Balls, and Behavior

I can just imagine the bees filling out their course evaluations. "Professor B is cool and I loved the field trips but he's a bit set in his ways--kept going after the farthest balls instead of the TOTALLY OBVIOUS REALLY CLOSE balls. Duh!"
by Galen
Thu Mar 2, 23:28 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: what must be in sequence?
Replies: 8
Views: 258

Re: what must be in sequence?

Liberace
by Galen
Tue Feb 21, 8:48 2017
Forum: Pregnancy & Parenting
Topic: stuffed animals
Replies: 5
Views: 485

Re: stuffed animals

Well now I can't decide whether I should become an anti-stuffed-animal activist or just stick with the 6-pointed snowflake cause.
by Galen
Tue Feb 21, 8:25 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: How comfortable do you feel asking about someone's race?
Replies: 23
Views: 960

Re: How comfortable do you feel asking about someone's race?

I love hearing about how people were raised, what kinds of things shaped them in life, etc., so to me, a person's race, and how she sees that as having shaped her (or not), is a fascinating thing. I would find talking about snow less interesting than hearing about what it's like to be (or look) Chin...
by Galen
Tue Feb 21, 8:09 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: what's your personality?
Replies: 15
Views: 450

Re: what's your personality?

I'm INTX. No matter how many times I take that damn test I end up with an X, exactly half and half. I want to be a P!
by Galen
Tue Feb 21, 8:07 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: How big is your television?
Replies: 11
Views: 398

Re: How big is your television?

27". But in its mind it thinks of itself as an in-home theater.
by Galen
Tue Feb 21, 8:04 2017
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Broke my damn finger
Replies: 16
Views: 778

Re: Broke my damn finger

Ouch!

Thank goodness it wasn't your middle finger, though. Imagine all those people you'd no longer be able to double flip off.

Now adding "skiing, like, ever" to my list of things to not do in life.
by Galen
Tue Feb 14, 10:39 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: How comfortable do you feel asking about someone's race?
Replies: 23
Views: 960

Re: How comfortable do you feel asking about someone's race?

I'm mixed race. It's subtle, but detectable in my features. Most white people tend to assume I'm white, and don't ask. People of color, especially others who are mixed race, almost always ask, typically something along the lines of: "Wow you have an amazing profile (or sometimes: cheekbones). W...
by Galen
Tue Feb 14, 10:03 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: When do you go to sleep?
Replies: 12
Views: 427

Re: When do you go to sleep?

I have narcolepsy. Without medication, I'd be nodding off into little one-minute naps dozens of times a day. So, left to my own devices, my answer to the question "When do you go to sleep?" would have to be: "All the time!" Luckily, I have medication. It wears off by mid-evening ...
by Galen
Mon Feb 13, 7:56 2017
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: what art are you making?
Replies: 41
Views: 14031

Re: what art are you making?

Stencils! For a local plasterer/artist. I'm the artist behind the artist, lol.

Edited to add:
Hm, that's weird. Okay, so apparently I don't know how to attach/upload images. TRUST ME, THEY'RE AWESOME THOUGH
by Galen
Mon Feb 13, 7:44 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: When do you go to sleep?
Replies: 12
Views: 427

Re: When do you go to sleep?

I nap like it's a religion.
by Galen
Sat Feb 11, 8:39 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: Are you a good dancer?
Replies: 16
Views: 378

Re: Are you a good dancer?

Pfffft. Dancing is for babies who can't handle huddling around awkwardly outside in the smoker's corner pretending to be cool.
by Galen
Thu Feb 9, 13:04 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: Skip, hop, or trot?
Replies: 8
Views: 231

Re: Skip, hop, or trot?

I try to do all three at once. While neighing. But the neighing is only so Nech can't say it's not trotting. Normally it would sound more like buffalo grunts.
by Galen
Mon Feb 6, 9:40 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: smooth or rough surfaces?
Replies: 8
Views: 343

Re: smooth or rough surfaces?

I like rough surfaces because I see them as a challenge.

-fires up belt sander-
by Galen
Mon Feb 6, 9:39 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: Women's self defense
Replies: 35
Views: 1858

Re: Women's self defense

One of the things my model mugging class taught was getting yourself down on the floor and lying on your side and using one leg to kick with a stomping-like motion, aiming in particular for knees. For many women, the legs are much more powerful than the arms. There was never any talk of grabbing any...
by Galen
Sat Feb 4, 9:43 2017
Forum: Feminism
Topic: Why are men so ready to complain...
Replies: 50
Views: 2674

Re: Why are men so ready to complain...

Yeah, in order to sit on a toilet, you have to do a sort of scooping maneuver to avoid close encounters of the porcelain kind. Nech basically covered it all... but I also have to add that public toilets can actually be really dangerous for men to sit down on. Occasionally, the seats aren't firmly f...

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