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I keep breaking the house

Postby octarineoboe » Thu Jul 5, 18:48 2012

Seriously, you guys. Don't let me stay here alone anymore.

First it was the front door. It's warped by weather and the deadbolt stopped going into the hole, which meant I couldn't lock my house, which totally freaked me out. Because, yeah, I live in a nice quiet suburban neighborhood now and the chances of anything actually happening were pretty slim but I used to live in a not-so-nice urban area and someone did break in and steal my computer, so I'm a little paranoid. Got that fixed this morning. So yay that, except for the fact that it cost $85 (which is a lot when my income is 0 and the people who are supposed to be giving me a paid project haven't contacted me even though they said they would this week) and screwed up my schedule at the museum where I volunteer. I'm going to the museum tomorrow, which is fine, except that it in turn screws up my skype schedule with my boyfriend. Not a huge problem because he's a reasonable and flexible person, but still annoying.

And now I've broken the phone. I unplugged it because I had a job interview via webcam and I didn't want it to ring in the middle. Turns out it wouldn't have mattered, because it was a group thing and my microphone was on only a very small portion of the time, but it was described as a "live chat" so I thought that meant sound. Plus the fact that it wasn't made soliciting audience participation way more difficult than you could tell they wanted it to be, so good job there, organizers. Anyway, I unplugged the power and when I plugged it back in the screen on the phone lit up but there was none of the usual text. After hauling a table out - no easy feat considering it has a desktop computer on it and an excessive metal panel down the back - I saw that the cord was no longer plugged into the phone jack. So I fixed that, and guess what? The phone still doesn't work.

I'm also pretty sure I didn't reset the thermostats properly when I got back from vacation, but whatever.

The kitchen is OK so far - let's hope it stays that way!
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby rowan » Thu Jul 5, 19:51 2012

Don't touch any doorknobs! I broke TWO in a week just by turning them (like you would normally) to open the door. O.o
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby Sonic# » Fri Jul 6, 1:11 2012

^ When I was a kid, I had this happen as I was trying to get out of a closet. It was pretty horrible.

You can't seem to catch a break, oboe. >_< At least you still seem able to catch a meal though! With your phone, have you tried popping the battery out and back in?

(Also, hope you get the project!)
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby octarineoboe » Fri Jul 6, 8:20 2012

It's the base unit for the set of cordless phones around the house and doesn't actually have a battery. I did find that some of the other units still work though as long as the base isn't plugged in to the phone jack, so that's a workaround for now, at least.

Thanks for the suggestion and the good wishes!
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby Aum » Fri Jul 6, 12:14 2012

Things in my house break without me touching them. Seems to happen more when I'm stressed or angry, and seems to affect electronics more than anything else. I have no explanation.
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby rowan » Fri Jul 6, 13:04 2012

You have superpowers! Now, just to figure out how to harness them for Good!
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Re: I keep breaking the house

Postby octarineoboe » Fri Jul 6, 22:27 2012

It would be awesome if that worked in reverse and you could automatically make things better when you're happy/relaxed.

The phone decided to fix itself today. Apparently I just hadn't unplugged it and plugged it back in quite enough and once I went through proper penitence with the table and the phone jack and all that nonsense it was willing to behave.
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