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MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby DarkOne » Tue Feb 21, 9:23 2017

So maybe I should be feeling outrage at some of the ignorant/misogynistic quotes which may or may not be real... Or some sort of scientific curiosity as to whether or not there is any validity to the medical claims here... But all I can do is giggle uncontrollably at how ridiculous it sounds and the tone of the comments/responses.

So, from my town, through Forbes, to yours:
A Male Chiropractor Wants Women To Use Controversal Methods To Contain Menstrual Flow
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Re: MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby octarineoboe » Tue Feb 21, 14:59 2017

[Y]ou as a woman should have come up with a better solution than diapers and plugs, but you didn’t. Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25% of the time, making them far less productive than they could be

Oh my god it's like a bad parody of a misogynist
Also um hello we DID come up with hormonal birth control and IUDs.

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Re: MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby Neko » Tue Feb 21, 15:01 2017

And menstrual cups. And swift punches to the throat.
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Re: MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby Nachos » Wed Feb 22, 16:09 2017

What the fuck does he mean by "sphincteral contraction and expansion".

Also, this is not how a vulva looks. This guy is an idiot.

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Re: MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby Taurwen » Thu Feb 23, 6:36 2017

Assuming anatomy was what he seemed to think, and the product actually worked I can't figure out how a woman is supposed to apply it mid period in a public bathroom.

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Re: MLP: Lip-stick.. If you need a laugh (maybe?)

Postby DarkOne » Thu Feb 23, 7:34 2017

Still chuckling... somewhere in one of the blurbs about this I read -- and i did read a few trying to figure out if this was fer-realsies or just an early April Fools hoax-- but somewhere they remind you *very seriously* that this (theoretical) product is meant to be a single-user product, not to be shared... oh well, thanks a lot, buddy, what good is this if girlfriend can't just hand me hers under the bathroom stall door if I run out??? :lol:
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