I wanna be a bronie. (But I'm not.)
I wanna be a bronie, but I'm not.
Oh how I wish to be brought into the herd.
But it seem's like it's all for naught.
I stroll on up to the others, but they just call me a nerd.
I think perhaps if I were 20% cooler
maybe I could join them in games and whatnot.
But as it is now they'll just hit me with a ruler.
I wanna be a bronie, but unfortunately, I'm not.
"Bravery is not a function of firepower." JC Denton.
“I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute…”
If you can't observe something directly, observe what it affects.