Chococat wrote:Girl on phone: Mommy, my nose is pierced, I'm marrying a girl, I'm in love with a gay boy, and I'm pregnant. One of these is false. Goodbye.
spacefem wrote:breaking up with your boyfriend is great birth control.
SakuraSong wrote:My virginity brings all the boys to the yard, and they said, "Do you wanna trade cards?"
monk wrote: put this feather boa on and dance bitch, and it better be funny
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