Chococat wrote:color=black]'Zwang' is such a lovely example of onomatopoeia.
SakuraSong wrote:My virginity brings all the boys to the yard, and they said, "Do you wanna trade cards?"
monk wrote: put this feather boa on and dance bitch, and it better be funny
helium wrote:I went outside and suddenly there was no more gravity and my vagina could fly.
Sonic# wrote:Then the singularity happens. Then we meet God and fly into the sun. Then we save the whales.
vex wrote:I'd totally single white female your life.
spacefem wrote:incidently, hearing "i love you" doesn't count if you're naked. it's just too easy to love a naked person.
RD wrote:My armpits are the only area of my body that almost always stays clean-shaven, because if I let it go I feel like a 15-year-old boy trying to grow a beard. In my armpits.
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