Beers.

[DeVice]

And getting only dizzy doesn't count, this poll is only about beer. And by drunk, I mean, totally drunk (falling, histerical, hilarious, plain stupid, shameless...) This is not your limit of drinking. Its were the drunk state point begins.

For me I'm gonna say 4, I have been drinking like 3 times in my life so I have no practice, after that I can still be drinking but it will only get me dizzier, stupidier, and happier...

[edit the sad parts]

I takes about 6 tall cans, and then I am ten sheets to the wind and sailing away...

[Mordak]

Depends if they're home brewed or not. A 6 pack of stout gets me wonky, but the same in homebrew gets me smashed.

[helium]

Just about four. It used to be three but lately I noticed that three gets me tipsy but I really start to get drunk at my fourth beer.

[yeahyeahyeah]

My palate cannot handle beers. I'm yet to do the desensitization so that I can drink it.

[Mordak]

My palate cannot handle beers. I'm yet to do the desensitization so that I can drink it.

Bah, you and your childrens booze

[yeahyeahyeah]

oh you! I'm not drinking anything at the moment actually. I'm on a alcohol free few months until I shake this constant nausea and other reasons.

[Mathmo]

I've never been drunk, and of the beers I've tried I haven't liked any (I've tried maybe half a dozen or so? If I'm at a beer festival with friends and I'm having cider and they're having beer we'll usually taste each others' drinks). G&T/Pimm's/port, much nicer ...

[rowan]

Totally depends on the beer, really. I had one not too long ago that 1 would have knocked me out (though admittedly it was a *big* bottle). But for your average not-crap-beer, I'd say four, since three will get me buzzing pretty hard. Probably if it's like, Bud, or something else I won't touch, I could drink more.

[Tweek]

I wouldn't drink canned beer, bottle conditioned beers are good enough but the best beer is cask conditioned beer served in a pub

Three or four pints make my stomach feel a bit queasy.

[deanimal]

It takes about 3 beers. It used to be two, but I upped it in college.

Additionally, I love beer. I always have. Only my very first beer was rejected by my mouth. And I think that's because it was a Heineken. I didn't have to desensitize myself or condition myself or anything.

[cwbyrvr]

I voted three or maybe four before reading the first post. As far as stupid fucking drunk, that would probably be five.

It could be lower if I didn't take it as slowly as I do, though.

I don't let myself go over four beers. I don't do canned - bottles or tapped, please. Also hell no to anything lighter than a bock.

[Neko]

I can't get past one sip of beer to bother drinking a whole can/bottle. I've tried, though...

[Mordak]

And I think that's because it was a Heineken.

And what have we learned from this lesson? Heineken = EVIL EVIL EVIL! We get it in those party kegs over here and it's bleeeeeeeeergh. Although the robot chick advert was interesting...

[cwbyrvr]

I used to like Heinekin's ads. The beer has never been good, no matter how drunk I already was. I cannot drink that shit.

[The Other Lizard]

Around 4. Depends on how much I have eaten/am eating, how tired I am and how much water I am drinking.

[Dalal Hecate]

To become totally shit-faced? 6 to 7 cans. I have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol, beer especially. Since I was a kid, my father let me take sips from his beer. Eventually, when I was 14/15, he used to let me drink a can and I built it up from there. I don't mind the taste of beer, and I really like German beer. I love going to Oktoberfest and getting drunk off my ass with my father. Fun times...

I usually drink things like vodka and rakija. I love the strong stuff.