I had AVG, but then took it off because I found out that when my Norton told me it had expired, it didn't mean that my total Norton coverage had expired, it just meant that my Norton wasn't updating itself. However, I had already deleted Norton when I installed AVG, and so when I uninstalled AVG, I was left without any sort of protection.
Naturally, I did not stop going online. As I'm sure everyone here with half a brain can imagine, my computer is now rather fucked up.
I don't want a lecture on how stupid I was. To me, this seems a lot like unwanted pregnancy. People know how to prevent them, and have access to the means to prevent them, they just don't bother. Anyways, now I'm trying to get Norton back on my computer but I'm not having much success. My Norton tried to download, but then it popped up with "An unrecoverable error has occurred. Please click Technical Support for more information." Naturally, Technical Support was not helpful at all.
WTF do I do now? I was able to download malware, or antimalware, or whatever it's called, but I guess I don't have an antiviral program? How do I make my Norton install and work? How do I get rid of anything that might have been installed on my computer? When can I stop freaking the fuck out about things?
All I want to do is watch the Office. Not kidding. That's all I want to do.
Bork is too lazy to bother thinking up a witty signature.