monk wrote:You know whats really scary? 911 didn't answer. I let it ring at least 20 times the first time I called it. Then I hung up and tried a second time and i got "all circuits are busy at this time, please call back. " on the third try they answered and of course by then half the neighborhood was calling and running towards the fire. My neighbor helped to put it out with a garden hose and by the time the fire department showed up it was put out.
spacefem wrote:incidently, hearing "i love you" doesn't count if you're naked. it's just too easy to love a naked person.
RD wrote:My armpits are the only area of my body that almost always stays clean-shaven, because if I let it go I feel like a 15-year-old boy trying to grow a beard. In my armpits.
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