spacefem wrote:incidently, hearing "i love you" doesn't count if you're naked. it's just too easy to love a naked person.
RD wrote:My armpits are the only area of my body that almost always stays clean-shaven, because if I let it go I feel like a 15-year-old boy trying to grow a beard. In my armpits.
Sonic# wrote:Finally, an escort. Because there's nothing like having someone to walk with who is paid to respond to callsigns as if we're starfighter pilots: "Blue leader to Blue 2, shields forward as we enter the trench."
Bork wrote:Also, why isn't spider killer on that list??? I would absolutely employ someone 24/7 to kill spiders for me.
spacefem wrote:Bork wrote:Also, why isn't spider killer on that list??? I would absolutely employ someone 24/7 to kill spiders for me.
off topic, but my daughter just killed a spider with her bare hands (I'm pretty sure) and brought it to me and I almost shit myself, then tried to retract and calm down because I don't want her to be afraid of them like I am. but... AHHHHHH!
helium wrote:I went outside and suddenly there was no more gravity and my vagina could fly.
Sonic# wrote:Then the singularity happens. Then we meet God and fly into the sun. Then we save the whales.
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