Avast! Calling me pirates!

[Chunkymonkey259]

May I be the monkey? No, really.

Dude, if you're a monkey then I'm a chimp.

[newlydiscovered]

Newly Discovered: Daughter of the fiercest pirate captain in high space!

w00t! I LOVE my title! Except... dammit, I'm going to end up kidnapped by the enemy, aren't I!?

I am the type whos mind can be bended easily by the media and since everyone else is doing it while it's the cool thing to do, can I apply?

Being a pirate isn't a fad! It's a commitment to hard work and life away from land. And I don't know if you'd like seeing your distant or close family having dalliances without you! But if you can handle all that, then tell me what you want to do.

But Daddy, he's my husband! Does he really have to do something? I've only got one husband too...

If it makes you feel any better he could be present on the ship as my official prisoner, and we can put him in chains if you want too... that could be fun

[inept]

So.... Kinky....

[Leeward]

So.... Kinky....

Speaking of kinky... Does Head Willing Captive mean I'm gonna be chained up in a cell in the hull until you (DR) need me for sexual favors?

[Crazedllama]

the Super Space Death Whore

Yes! I'd like to join too!!!
Thats a really spiffy name!
Other suggestions: I don't have any!! Argh, my brain is frozen!

[halftoadling]

1. They are amphibious which is cheating evolution out of a lot of hard work

Hey! Just wait 'till you're the one whose babies are thrown overboard.

[Dragonrider]

From reliable sources, i know that yellow dun like to do the washing up =P So i offer to help do the washing up to lighten her load. So i am applying to be the dish washer. My job would be to do all washing up to ensure that everyone have clean plates to use everytime

Sounds good. Welcome aboard as the dishwasher under Yellow.

Heh, I've been known as The Jade Pirate in my school for years.

I'd like to fill out an application to be the veterinarian for any parrots and/or bottom dwelling sharks. Oh, and the cats that Chunkymonkey will be using for rodent control.

What pirate ship is complete without medical care for their pets? Welcome aboard, O Jade Veterinarian.

So I am the Gopher/Willing Captive under Tofu Queen, can I add 'Ninja' before Gopher?, so it will be the Ninja Gopher/ Willing captive under Tofu Queen. It is too long isn't it cap'n?

You may add it if you like, however it goes without saying that we are all trained in the arts of ninjitsu (just like it goes without saying that we are all swashbuckling pirates... we don't have the word pirate in our title either). So you may include it if you want, but it will be redundant.

in addition to being the Cutlass Weilding Swashbuckler! could i also be the look-out and sit up it the tall tower thingy and shout "Land Ho!" or "Ship Ahoy!" or "Holy Shit, Look At The Size OF That Other Ship Coming Towards Us With They're Cannons Aimed Straight For Us!"? i could even get a little monkey to sit one my sholder that we name after our sworn enemy. and seeing as we're pirates we do need a sworn enemy.

So in addition to Cutlass Wielding Swashbuckler You're also the lookout? You realize that the lookout is always the one who dies first in any ship to ship combat -- in this case, since we're on a space ship, instead of falling painfully onto the deck with an arrow stuck in you, you'll probably just get sucked out into space. But if you wish to assume the risks, by all means.

As for sworn enemy....

Ninjas are totally awesome and sweet and if you come near me with your pirateness I will totally step up to your shit and ruin it thoroughly.
Ninjas are so sweet, pirates are lam0rs!!!

I think we have our sworn enemy;). All forces attack!

May I be the monkey? No, really.

sure, but being under Valdis you will need to assume the same risk of being sucked out into space that she does.

Dude, if you're a monkey then I'm a chimp.

So let me get this straight -- you're a chimp who commands an army of cats to wreak havoc upon the rodent population of our ship? Sounds vaguely Orwellian to me, but I'll run with it.

If it makes you feel any better he could be present on the ship as my official prisoner, and we can put him in chains if you want too... that could be fun

Okay hon, we'll catch him and throw him in the cells, and he can be your official prisoner, and thus your responsibility... but I better not be catching you in his cell late at night or he walks the plank!!!!! Seriously though, I worked hard to give you a nice traditional unwholesome upbringing, I'm afraid his presence would have a beneficial effect on you... Ahh the worries of being a pirate father.

Speaking of kinky... Does Head Willing Captive mean I'm gonna be chained up in a cell in the hull until you (DR) need me for sexual favors?

shhh!!!! Be careful what you say or soon I'll have more willing captives than I know what to do with!

Yes! I'd like to join too!!!

Please send in your application with your job title and description and I'll consider it.


As for ship name, it appears that we've settled on Super (Ninja) Space Death Whore, or the SNSDW for short. Any objections or further suggestions before I emboss that on the hull?

Dragonrider

[Leeward]

[shhh!!!! If careful what you say or soon I'll have more willing captives than I know what to do with!

*giggle* Ok. Yay!

[halftoadling]

SNSDW! Sounds like a loud sneeze. Speaking of hulls, what sort of figurehead does she have? Woman, beast or something else?

[MTM_F-]

I wanna be a pirate. I think we should name it cheetos, since cheetos are so good..

[DudeMan101]

Figure-head? Well, there is always the topless-female option, but since we are clearly feminist pirate ninjas, we could instead have a topless male, just to be contrary.

[Valdis]

in addition to being the Cutlass Weilding Swashbuckler! could i also be the look-out and sit up it the tall tower thingy and shout "Land Ho!" or "Ship Ahoy!" or "Holy Shit, Look At The Size OF That Other Ship Coming Towards Us With They're Cannons Aimed Straight For Us!"? i could even get a little monkey to sit one my sholder that we name after our sworn enemy. and seeing as we're pirates we do need a sworn enemy.

So in addition to Cutlass Wielding Swashbuckler You're also the lookout? You realize that the lookout is always the one who dies first in any ship to ship combat -- in this case, since we're on a space ship, instead of falling painfully onto the deck with an arrow stuck in you, you'll probably just get sucked out into space. But if you wish to assume the risks, by all means.

hey i'm a risky type of gal, i can handle it. it's tough job, someone has to do it. have no fear, you will not lose the Cutlass Weilding Swashbuckler.

[Chunkymonkey259]

So let me get this straight -- you're a chimp who commands an army of cats to wreak havoc upon the rodent population of our ship? Sounds vaguely Orwellian to me, but I'll run with it.

Exactly.

Are you going to run or *jog* with it?

[dryingmyeyes]

OMG you pirate n00bs are trying to step up to my 1337 Ninja authority?
*feels a can of whup ass is about to be opened*

[yellow]

As for ship name, it appears that we've settled on Super (Ninja) Space Death Whore, or the SNSDW for short. Any objections or further suggestions before I emboss that on the hull?

Dragonrider

wow, our ship's name is quite a mouthful! *goes practice shouting that at 15 times/10 seconds* for our figurehead, captain, would ya consider posing there occasionally to let any enemies or ninjas know they'll definitely lose if they try fighting us and allow them to getaway while they can?

[skeptic320]

OMG you pirate n00bs are trying to step up to my 1337 Ninja authority?
*feels a can of whup ass is about to be opened*

*garottes DME with her whip and drags him down to the dungeon*
Row, ninja bitch!

[Dragonrider]

As for ship name, it appears that we've settled on Super (Ninja) Space Death Whore, or the SNSDW for short. Any objections or further suggestions before I emboss that on the hull?

Dragonrider

wow, our ship's name is quite a mouthful! *goes practice shouting that at 15 times/10 seconds* for our figurehead, captain, would ya consider posing there occasionally to let any enemies or ninjas know they'll definitely lose if they try fighting us and allow them to getaway while they can?

Wait, you want me to personally strap myself to the bow of the ship as a figurehead?

....

[yellow]

you could but we can always get a statue of you so everyone can see your greatness all the time. if ya dont like that idea, how bout a mermaid?

[violet]

I think I'd rather be a viking, just so I can shout VALHALLA I AM COMING!!!!! Robert Plant style. And wear a horn helmet too.

[halftoadling]

As for ship name, it appears that we've settled on Super (Ninja) Space Death Whore, or the SNSDW for short. Any objections or further suggestions before I emboss that on the hull?

Dragonrider

wow, our ship's name is quite a mouthful! *goes practice shouting that at 15 times/10 seconds* for our figurehead, captain, would ya consider posing there occasionally to let any enemies or ninjas know they'll definitely lose if they try fighting us and allow them to getaway while they can?

Wait, you want me to personally strap myself to the bow of the ship as a figurehead?

....

No, then you couldn't be onboard to manage your willing captives, and they'd kill us all. How 'bout we make a nice big statue of you either naked or minimally covered in some loose flowing material and use that instead. It shall strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and lust into the hearts of the crew.

[Dragonrider]

No, then you couldn't be onboard to manage your willing captives, and they'd kill us all. How 'bout we make a nice big statue of you either naked or minimally covered in some loose flowing material and use that instead. It shall strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and lust into the hearts of the crew.

Now that sounds more reasonable. Now, who wants to carve the statue? I need to know so I can set up an appointment time when I can erm.. model for the uh, sake of art.

Dragonrider

[Leeward]

Now that sounds more reasonable. Now, who wants to carve the statue? I need to know so I can set up an appointment time when I can erm.. model for the uh, sake of art.

Dragonrider

I WILL!!!!! I'll take any chance to see DragonRider pose for me.

[yellow]

can i help?? i'll be your assistant, tofu queen!

[Dragonrider]

Right then!

One last thing: To display to all that we are mighty pirates, put this in your signature somewhere:

[your title here] of the SNSDW

You may elaborate upon that as much as you wish, but please have that in there somewhere.

Cap'n Dragonrider

And remember, we are gentleman/lady pirates.

[spacetest]

i us3 mai 1337 sk1llz 2 p14a73 gam3s!!