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Postby BanoffeeKitty » Mon Mar 10, 11:56

Wow.. Then my soap opera name is 'Rhiannon Camrose'.
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Postby Tweek » Mon Mar 10, 12:21

My porn name is Spot Miles, and soap name is David Tilney :P
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Postby sawarah » Mon Mar 10, 14:02

My porn star name is Dixie Pulley
Soap opera name: Christine Monarch

Hm, I don't like either of those.
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Postby Nerdslut438 » Mon Mar 10, 16:47

Isha Stangle

It's kinda of odd. I know something similar to this. To find your movie star name take your middle name and the name of the first street you lived on. Mine is Rose South.
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Postby SBC » Mon Mar 10, 17:46

Daisy Blackmere

Rose Barker

Oooh, pretty. interesting that both first names are are flowers
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Postby Staying_alive » Mon Mar 10, 19:04

ok well my porn name would be Polly Major, and my soap name would be Rebecka Schoolhouse. hu, I dont think I like those.
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Postby SoccerBugg » Mon Mar 10, 19:11

Lesse...Porn star would be Truffles Hosford, after my first rabbit =] Soap Opera would be Ann Hempstead. That one sounds like some stuck up old lady with a pointy nose.
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Postby sansspina » Mon Mar 10, 19:56

>>>>Ooops! forgot the soap-opera name, (I was so overwhelmed by a porn star named "Tulip", lol)...lesseee....Elizabeth Bellevue??? Not much of an improvement.
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Postby Turc » Mon Mar 10, 20:42

tanooki wrote:haha... man my porn star name is really really screwed

it would be Booboo Lai, i named our dog Booboo from the cartoon Yogi Bear!! damn it!!


:lol: HA HA! Hey, Booboo! ;)
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Postby SparklyStar » Mon Mar 10, 20:56

Sadly, i can never be a porn star because i never had any pets. :(

But if I was in a soap opera, my name would be Anne Banta. what an odd name...
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Postby severinatalyn » Mon Mar 10, 21:37

My porn star name would be Minnie Bergener... wow, sex-y...
My soap opera name would be Kathleen Sterling, I like that one. Maybe I'll use it for something!
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Postby The Shrew » Mon Mar 10, 22:29

Porn name: Kelly Owens (how innocent does that sound?)

Soap Name: Renee Northbridge (ooo, I like that)
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Postby MFS » Tue Mar 11, 15:52

The Shrew wrote:Porn name: Kelly Owens (how innocent does that sound?)

Soap Name: Renee Northbridge (ooo, I like that)


my soap opera name is Arturo Montevideo
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Postby angelanna » Tue Mar 11, 16:00

my porn star name would be dolly gellispie and my soap opera name would be melissa katrina...or melissa brock...i like melissa brock better...
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Postby ellemitchell715 » Tue Mar 11, 16:31

awesome! i may just have the most boring soap opera name, but it's
Jenna Lamberts... i had a few fish, but i think they were all named 'fish', and that's not a very attractive porn name. i'll just be jenna lamberts for now... i did have a guinea pig named tabby... Tabitha Baverman? ew! i guess it's better than Fish.
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Postby little jim » Tue Mar 11, 17:17

My porn star name is Fluffy Bivens...

My soap opera name isn't much better. Elisabeth College. I live on such a boring street...
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Postby crabby_artemis » Tue Mar 11, 19:35

Rainbow Dolphins wrote:I have no idea what my first pet's name was, and I can't spell my mother's maiden name. I can't spell my middle name either. And I don't know what the first street I lived on was called. Sad, isn't it??

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Postby BrightOrangeGoldfish » Tue Mar 11, 19:35

Mine is Sandy Carr... intersting... I wish mine was better
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Postby jem » Tue Mar 11, 19:57

My porn star name is Juneau Pezwick. My soap opera name is Elizabeth Straw Stone. I like my soap opera name better, because Juneau Pezwick sounds stupid. But if I used my cat's name I would be Tasha Pezwick, which is a little better.

Perhaps Tasha Pinecrest or Tasha Straw Stone.
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Postby Kuddos Plate Queen » Tue Mar 11, 20:32

My porn star name would b Ranger Reid...not very sexy ... sounds like a stupid Forest rangernot to mention a GUY!... but my Soap opera name is Awsome... Starr Shady! I love it!
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Postby orangecarpetisevil » Wed Mar 12, 7:53

my porn star name would be Twinkles Mignot... isn't that special?? My Soap opera name would be Anne Foothills...thats even specialer...
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Postby tanooki » Wed Mar 12, 10:01

Turc wrote:
tanooki wrote:haha... man my porn star name is really really screwed

it would be Booboo Lai, i named our dog Booboo from the cartoon Yogi Bear!! damn it!!


:lol: HA HA! Hey, Booboo! ;)


hehe.. quiet down Dusty!! :P
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Postby krazykitten » Wed Mar 12, 17:59

my pornstar name would be demi singer and my soapopera name would be sarah midland
......interesting.......
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Postby Breezer » Thu Mar 13, 21:40

My Porno name is Jackaroo Koleman. LOL.
My Soapy name is Kristine Fern. Eh.
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