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SatansSpawn666 wrote:COME SISTER!! WE SHALL BURN AWAY HIS MERRY LITTLE ARSE WITH OUR FLAMING BOOTS OF UN-MERCIFUL GAIN!



SatansSpawn666 wrote:COME SISTER!! WE SHALL BURN AWAY HIS MERRY LITTLE ARSE WITH OUR FLAMING BOOTS OF UN-MERCIFUL GAIN!

spacefem wrote:incidently, hearing "i love you" doesn't count if you're naked. it's just too easy to love a naked person.
RD wrote:My armpits are the only area of my body that almost always stays clean-shaven, because if I let it go I feel like a 15-year-old boy trying to grow a beard. In my armpits.


helium wrote:I went outside and suddenly there was no more gravity and my vagina could fly.
Sonic# wrote:Then the singularity happens. Then we meet God and fly into the sun. Then we save the whales.

Captain of the SNSDWElanna wrote:I read that about ten times, I though you were calling me a cowgirl. You know, do it, cowgirl.
spacefem wrote:storage has armpit fleas.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-second_rule wrote:Although it has received little scholarly attention, the five-second rule has been studied as both a public health recommendation and as a sociological effect.
In 2003, intern Jillian Clarke of the University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign found in a survey that 56% of the men and 70% of the women surveyed were familiar with the five-second rule. She also determined that a variety of foods were significantly contaminated by even brief exposure to a tile inoculated with E.coli.[1] On the other hand, Clarke found no significant evidence of contamination on public flooring.[2] Clarke received the 2004 Ig Nobel Prize in public health (a parody award) for this work.[3]
A more thorough study in 2006 using salmonella on wood, tiles, and nylon carpet found that the bacteria were still thriving after twenty-eight days of exposure under dry conditions.[4] Tested after eight hours' exposure, the bacteria could still contaminate bread and bologna in under five minutes, but an hour-long contact increased contamination about tenfold (with tile and carpet surfaces only).[5]

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Captain of the SNSDWElanna wrote:I read that about ten times, I though you were calling me a cowgirl. You know, do it, cowgirl.
spacefem wrote:storage has armpit fleas.

Dragonrider wrote:Because
1) They were cold, so they must've been there for a while and
2) I think there was hair attached to one of them
SatansSpawn666 wrote:COME SISTER!! WE SHALL BURN AWAY HIS MERRY LITTLE ARSE WITH OUR FLAMING BOOTS OF UN-MERCIFUL GAIN!






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SatansSpawn666 wrote:COME SISTER!! WE SHALL BURN AWAY HIS MERRY LITTLE ARSE WITH OUR FLAMING BOOTS OF UN-MERCIFUL GAIN!






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letyourlifesing wrote:If it smells, looks and tastes fine, then feel free to eat it. We don't have a fridge and I've eaten out of date yoghurt with no problems. Learning to tell whether food is safe to eat is a useful skill.
cwbyrvr wrote:Hey look this post has no point except OH GOD WHY DID I GO TO WAL-MART.

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