by Hufflepuff » Mon Apr 11, 8:16 2011
I love women. Like, really, really LOVE women. Womanhood and femininity seems sacred and divine and holy to me, something worth worshipping. Not in a self-flagellating way; what I mean is, women are transcendentally, religiously attractive to me. Sexually, yes, but it's so profound I feel I have to describe in detail just how great women are. With my face inbetween a woman's legs I feel like I'm staring into the face of god, smelling the scent of heaven. Er, just being poetic; I'm not a religious type, myself. This sounds sappy, but I really do feel like every woman has the potential to be a goddess. Men can be kings of men, yes, and women can be queens of women, and you can define yourself any other way you like and be monarchal, but only women have the potential of divinity, and I drink that divinity in with rapture.
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That said? I am SO gay for Robert Pattinson, and I'm not the only one. We all recognize that women can be so beautiful as to steal the attractions of otherwise-heterosexual women, but so can men be so beautiful as to steal the attractions of otherwise-heterosexual men. Talk about Adonis DNA; I'd jump through any hurtle to gaze into those eyes, to be kissed by those lips, to be held by those arms. He looks like crap in the Twilight movies, but in real life, especially with that stubble? *quivers* I totally understand, now, how a woman could self-identify as exclusively heterosexual, but relent that she'd take a swing at Angelina Joliee given the chance.