Guys who think we have penis envy

[kathyn]

It's my pet peve when a gouy thinks the word revolves around his penis, I mean what is it really just an bit of hanging skin lol. Some random guy brought it up that i must have penis envy and I shut him up by saying I heard that a penis can be fractured why would I envy that haha, should have seen his face

[Aum]

[Sonic#]

^ How'd Narnia get down there?

It is irksome, mainly because they're investing so much into penises as a sign of worth or pleasure (instead of being a good person, having fun, etc.). It's also an abuse of Freud, who could be very sexist but was at least interested in solving people's psychological issues.

[Rainbow Dolphins]

Yeah this drives me crazy. To me, this ties into men who think a lot of lesbians will still have threesomes with some dude to use his "equipment." And I just wanna say, dude... is it really that hard to believe that there are some women in this world who have *no* interest in your dick? Really.

[Epicenity]

I have vagina envy..

[kathyn]

I wonder if Sigmond Freud knew that a penis could be fractured?

[Amuro]

Funny thing is I don't think there are too many guys who think women have penis envy. Like I mean that has to be a a very minut amount of men who think women have penis envy. I'd say less than 1/10 of 1%. The only people with penis envy are certain men of a certain you know what who jealous of men of a certain skin tone. Sorry but if you think guys think women have penis envy you obviously don't talk to or have interactions with to many men. I do mean real interaction not talking to some dude and taking every thing he says as truthful.

[rowan]

Yeah I can't say I've met anyone who ever said I have penis envy. And I work in an extremely male dominated field and see blatant sexism now and then.

[demonicpoison]

The only people with penis envy are certain men of a certain you know what who jealous of men of a certain skin tone.

I'm in a human sexuality class currently and we actually just discussed that there is no correlation between ethnicity and penis size. The "black guys have bigger equipment" idea is a myth.

[Aum]

^ In my experience it's not a myth. The more experience I have the more I notice that the stereotypes tend to be true, and I'm wondering if science is trying to cover up for the little men. Not that there's anything wrong with being little.

Size according to ethnicity (in my experience, and not from reading studies):
East asian (smallest)
South asian
Latino
White (including western europeans, slavs, scandanavian, etc.)
Dark-skinned African

I've never been with or seen a black guy who wasn't above average.

The one thing that is definitely a misnomer though is size vs. height, and the whole hand/feet thing. The biggest ones I've seen have been on shorter guys with smaller proportions.

I swear I'm not a size queen, it's just something I've noticed.

[great girl wonder]

I remember learning in school that penis size had to do with the amount of testosterone a fetus was exposed to, so it's more tied to the mother than the race. But that could have been wrong or I remember it wrong.

I also quite enjoy not having testicles just dangling around in my pants.

And Aum, I'll say it. I'm a size queen. I need a large boat with an experienced crew on rough waters.

[kathyn]

Yeah I know most guys know (95% +) we don't have penis but you still sometime encounter the odd jerk who does think that. The penis fracture think is a good way to shut them up. BTW on a side note I only just found out that a guys penis can fracture, did anyone else know this?

[cob]

I'll tell you right now that it is more than just "a bit of hanging skin."

[edit the sad parts]

I'll tell you right now that it is more than just "a bit of hanging skin."

Hey guys, I've only just heard the penis can be fractured! Did any of you know this?

[monk]

I fracture my penis twice a month, no big deal.

[Tookie]

The only dicks I've ever envied are glittery and made out of silicone.

[kathyn]

The only dicks I've ever envied are glittery and made out of silicone.

Thats because they give women more pleasure than actual penises haha

[PixieTheFemininja]

I prefer my toys to be made of glass... temperature play is fun!

In this hot weather, I pity the poor penis-and-ball equipped. Its sweaty and probably not very comfortable.

[Sonic#]

^ No more than any part of the body that that's covered by two relatively breathable layers of clothing. I try to carry my balls in a separate bag so that they're good when I get to the bowling alley.

[rowan]

If you ever come visit here, Sonic, we can go bowling. As long as you don't make fun of my <100 score, which I'm sure it would be since I haven't been in like, forever. But there's a cool place in uptown to go to.
/offtopic

[androkguz]

I have met girls that have wanted to have penis for a day or for a given situation. They have openly told me.

However, I'm pretty sure this is not the "penis envy" we are talking about here.

[Nachos]

I have met girls that have wanted to have penis for a day or for a given situation. They have openly told me.

However, I'm pretty sure this is not the "penis envy" we are talking about here.

I've met guys who wanted to have boobs for a day. It's a curiosity thing.

[dace]

I only know of two types of people that have penis envy:
1. guys with small penises
2. women that want to use a strapon on guys

The only people with penis envy are certain men of a certain you know what who jealous of men of a certain skin tone.

I'm in a human sexuality class currently and we actually just discussed that there is no correlation between ethnicity and penis size. The "black guys have bigger equipment" idea is a myth.

Lol

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I will now make this map my no.1 priority if I ever think about, like, emigrating or shiet.

[androkguz]

I only know of two types of people that have penis envy:
1. guys with small penises
2. women that want to use a strapon on guys

3. People who deal a lot with dirty public road bathrooms, and don't have penises.
But again, I don't think this is the "penis envy" we are talking about.

[Meperidine]

I am firmly of the belief that if penis envy is a thing, so is vagina envy--my theory is that vagina envy is the explanation for why straight dudes would be into buttsex, for example, especially in their own butts. And who'd say that's a bad thing? Celebrate strapons and pegging and whatever we can do.