document.write("<center><table width=250 border=1 bordercolor=\"#a7beef\"><tr><td align=\"center\"><b>Aquarius</b><br><small>February 3rd, 2009</small></td></tr><tr><td><center><font face=\"Wingdings\">&#171;&#171;&#171;</font><br>Be very nice to the depressed whores. Leave town to shout zippy bags. You need more wall art.  Look for transparent hairy pizzas.  </center></td></tr><tr><td align=\"center\"><a href=\"http://www.spacefem.com/horoscopes\">spacefem\'s totally useless horoscopes</a></td></tr></table></center>");