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Which Annoying Internet Entity Are You?

You have to admit, not everything on the internet is smart. Most of it is kind of stupid. But we all waste time some way, and we're all kind of retarded and insane in the same way the internet is, it's just a matter of how. Are you flashy and misleading like an affiliate program? Tasteless and overdone like a Geocities web page? Just wait and see!

Like most quizzes on spacefem.com, this one isn't terribly positive or informative. But it's honest and lets me make fun of millions of people in creative and indirect ways. What more could you want?

What do you do at parties?
Get everyone to try your amazing tortilla roll-up thingies
Dance
Ask random strangers personal questions
Think about how you look
Trap one person in the corner and force them to engage in a deep conversation

Favorite color
Green
Yellow
Blue
Black
Pink

What kind of toothpaste do you like?
The whitening stuff
It has to have colorful stripes!
The same kind I've had since I was five
Whatever's laying around
You're supposed to use toothpaste?

What part of a web page do you notice first?
Introductory paragraph
Big flashy banner ad
Cute flashy animations
Overall design
Stuff to click on

What are you usually seen wearing?
Suits. I'm all professional.
Sparkles!
Sweats and comfy stuff
Whatever's new at the mall
T-shirts with funny sayings

Favorite place to eat...
Fancy expensive restaurants
Dinner parties at a friends house
Fast food
In front of the TV
It's different every time

The most fun software to have...
Web page creators
Graphics programs
Whatever I've made myself
Web browser
Games

Favorite thing on TV
Biographies
Talk shows
Cartoons
Shopping network
How-to

Your friends think you are...
Multi-talented
A ditz
Interesting
Annoying
Amusing

You like to give...
Advice on life
Practical gifts
Funny, useless gifts
Time and energy
Money