Are you Psychic?

If you want to get psychic advice, you could call one of those expensive hotlines and listen to someone who's probably an actor pretend to know what's going to happen to you. OR you could take this much more cost-effective (read: free) quiz! You'll be provided with free psychic advice, and in exchange you'll provide someone else with the same thing (we'll tell them how psychic you are, so they won't trust it if you're faking here). On to the quiz!

Part 1: Tell Us About You

First, some optional stuff... pick the website you're most active on:
Livejournal
MySpace
Spacefem
Xanga
Blogger

Enter your username for that site:


From here on out you must provide an answer to everything.

Answer true or false to the following attributes:

TRUE	FALSE
		I prefer staples over paper clips
		I'm afraid of heights
		I've picked a lock
		I hate spam emails
		I am a vampire
		I can make toast
		I do my own taxes
		I have friends who understand me
		I like chocolate
		I'm a vegetarian
		I like scary movies
		I've played pinball
		I've been to an air show
		I've eaten a bug
		I listen to the radio

Part 2: Are You Psychic?

Now we will test to see if you are psychic
The unknown person who took this test before you:

TRUE	FALSE
		can whistle
		been to Las Vegas
		has a college degree
		is happy
		is religious
		has trolled a website
		prefers staples over paper clips
		likes cold weather
		can walk on their hands
		has eaten a bug
		does his/her own taxes
		is afraid of heights
		is psychic
		likes puppies
		has played pinball

Part 3: Make Psychic Predictions!

You're almost done! Now give psychic advice for the person who took this quiz before you:
In the next few weeks, there will be major changes in this person's:
school
friends
hobbies
location
career
significant other
family
health

If this person needs advice, he/she should turn to a:
pet
family member
coworker
classmate
new friend
old friend
neighbor

The animal he/she should try to be more like:
shark
eagle
monkey
rat
turtle
scorpion
hamster
rabbit
hawk
peacock

A good color to be surrounded by:
Blue
Purple
Black
Gray
White
Chartreuse
Periwinkle
Amethyst
Burnt sienna
Seafoam
Taupe
Brown
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green

If he/she is thinking about changing something, you'd say to:
Completely change it, no matter what it takes
Make little changes slowly
Don't change it
Keep thinking about it
Get advice

If he/she is searching for something, you'd say it's:
With someone else
Right next to you
In another state
Above you
Next door
Outside
It doesn't exist
You've had it all along