The Most Useless Test Ever
So we've all taken the tests, right? They tell you what muppet character you're most like, what eating utensile is best for you, what
color your aura is. But in the end I think we can all admit that they're totally useless. That's why I made this test, which is officially useless
and tells you so right off the bat so you won't get any false notions or big ideas about it. The questions will be pointless. The answers will
be random. And the results will be so senseless you'll have no idea what they mean... you might even feel like you know less about yourself.
If you thought the useless blobs
were dumb, you have no idea what you're in store for here.