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Welcome to the useless poetry contest! Every week, we post a new and very unique theme and invite all our loyal visitors to submit their inspirations based on it! After ten days, we vote on who composed the coolest, most original, or most amusing peice. So if you think this page is stupid today, come back next week, it'll be a new, different kind of stupid!

These change every ten days, so visit often!

Contest #38: Emo Paraboles (Just announced August 26th - click to submit your poetry!)

Contest #37: Frosted Papayas (Announced on August 16th - click to submit your poetry!)

Contest #36: Sexual Igloos Twirl Mugs (Announced on August 6th - Last week to accept submissions.)

Contest #35: Violently Armadillos (Announced on July 27th. Voting started - click to vote!)

Contest #34: Omnipotent Butterflies Dance With Chains (Announced on July 17th. Last week to vote.)

Bamboo Climbing
I climb up bamboo
It keels over because
I am too
h
e
a
v
y

Suddenly I remember
how disgusting bamboo
really can be
This is a perfect example:
the tree I tried to climb
is ugly.

Vote for your favorite | Submit your own

There's a missile in my bed
It likes to sleep with me
I didn't even invite it in
And now I have to pee!

I can't get out or I might set it off
I'll scream and shout till the squad come running
But until they do I'll listen to the ticking
And hope that it doesn't go boom.

Boom!

By Satansspawn666

Vote for your favorite | Submit your own

Sleeping With The Launch Codes
I toss and I turn,
You know this to be true -
For I kick, without clue.
Normally it's only you,
Whom I offend.
Except I wasn't sleeping with you,
I was asleep with Ted.

And Ted fell to rest,
With his coat jacket on -
And I kicked and I rolled,
Right on top of Ted...
And pushed the button red,
In his pocket mostly on accident.

There was a three second delay,
And then I heard BOO-

Vote for your favorite | Submit your own

Here's how it works:

Every week, we announce a new random, useless phrase to serve as the theme for your poetry.
You have ten days to submit new poetry based on that phrase.
Before the two week date, our staff approves all entries (you'll be notified of approval if you provide an e-mail address)
After ten days, the contest will be officially closed to new submissions and voting can begin.
You will be able to track votes throughout the contest. If you provide an e-mail address, we will e-mail you when the contest starts.
If you win, you can feel good about yourself. That's really all you can do because there aren't prizes or anything, but we think feeling good is worth something.
Winners will be posted on the winners page, with links to their websites.

Poetry rules:

We accept any format. It doesn't have to rhyme. It doesn't have to make sense.
The poem should be losely based on the theme presented for the week.
The entire poem must be original, except for allowable incorporation of the theme phrase.
Poetry can not be unreasonably vulgar. Bad words are okay, but we reserve the right to reject anything we feel is over the top, for any reason.
The name and website associated with the artwork must be personal, not commercial, in nature, unless it's commercial in that cool indy designer kind of way. What I'm saying is, if your real name is "FreeOnlineCasino", we'd recommend leaving the name field blank.

All submissions must be submitted and approved before the contest starts. We have the right to deny entry to any submission, for any reason. You can submit as many entries as you want, but if they start to look the same or if we feel like you're overloading the contest, we can stop approving them.


Main Home Articles Forum Useless Blobs Useless Poetry Stick Death Coloring Pages Poll of the Day Feminist of the Day Tutorials Quizzes Useless Quiz Psychic Quiz Evil Type Geek Decade HTML Colors Who Loves Ya Need A Boyfriend More... Forum Forum Home New Members Random Weirdos Polls Feminism Work & School Happiness Ranting & Whining Mixed Media Advice More... More Stuff About Me Link To Us Sign The Guestbook Chat Room Shirts and Stuff Desktop Wallpaper XMMS Skins Hydrox Cookie Site Outer Spacefem del.icio.us Digg Stumble Upon YouTube Flickr Livejournal Wikipedia Googly Search this site Search all sites Powered By Google	Spacefem's Weekly Useless Poetry Contest Welcome to the useless poetry contest! Every week, we post a new and very unique theme and invite all our loyal visitors to submit their inspirations based on it! After ten days, we vote on who composed the coolest, most original, or most amusing peice. So if you think this page is stupid today, come back next week, it'll be a new, different kind of stupid! The Contests These change every ten days, so visit often! Contest #38: Emo Paraboles (Just announced August 26th - click to submit your poetry!) Contest #37: Frosted Papayas (Announced on August 16th - click to submit your poetry!) Contest #36: Sexual Igloos Twirl Mugs (Announced on August 6th - Last week to accept submissions.) Contest #35: Violently Armadillos (Announced on July 27th. Voting started - click to vote!) Contest #34: Omnipotent Butterflies Dance With Chains (Announced on July 17th. Last week to vote.) Poems of the Moment Bamboo Climbing I climb up bamboo It keels over because I am too h e a v y Suddenly I remember how disgusting bamboo really can be This is a perfect example: the tree I tried to climb is ugly. Vote for your favorite \| Submit your own There's a missile in my bed It likes to sleep with me I didn't even invite it in And now I have to pee! I can't get out or I might set it off I'll scream and shout till the squad come running But until they do I'll listen to the ticking And hope that it doesn't go boom. Boom! By Satansspawn666 Vote for your favorite \| Submit your own Sleeping With The Launch Codes I toss and I turn, You know this to be true - For I kick, without clue. Normally it's only you, Whom I offend. Except I wasn't sleeping with you, I was asleep with Ted. And Ted fell to rest, With his coat jacket on - And I kicked and I rolled, Right on top of Ted... And pushed the button red, In his pocket mostly on accident. There was a three second delay, And then I heard BOO- Vote for your favorite \| Submit your own Other Stuff You'd Like To Know Here's how it works: Every week, we announce a new random, useless phrase to serve as the theme for your poetry. You have ten days to submit new poetry based on that phrase. Before the two week date, our staff approves all entries (you'll be notified of approval if you provide an e-mail address) After ten days, the contest will be officially closed to new submissions and voting can begin. You will be able to track votes throughout the contest. If you provide an e-mail address, we will e-mail you when the contest starts. If you win, you can feel good about yourself. That's really all you can do because there aren't prizes or anything, but we think feeling good is worth something. Winners will be posted on the winners page, with links to their websites. Poetry rules: We accept any format. It doesn't have to rhyme. It doesn't have to make sense. The poem should be losely based on the theme presented for the week. The entire poem must be original, except for allowable incorporation of the theme phrase. Poetry can not be unreasonably vulgar. Bad words are okay, but we reserve the right to reject anything we feel is over the top, for any reason. The name and website associated with the artwork must be personal, not commercial, in nature, unless it's commercial in that cool indy designer kind of way. What I'm saying is, if your real name is "FreeOnlineCasino", we'd recommend leaving the name field blank. All submissions must be submitted and approved before the contest starts. We have the right to deny entry to any submission, for any reason. You can submit as many entries as you want, but if they start to look the same or if we feel like you're overloading the contest, we can stop approving them.