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Spacefem's Weekly Useless Poetry Contest

Welcome to the useless poetry contest! Every week, we post a new and very unique theme and invite all our loyal visitors to submit their inspirations based on it! After ten days, we vote on who composed the coolest, most original, or most amusing peice. So if you think this page is stupid today, come back next week, it'll be a new, different kind of stupid!

Help pick our next contest!

New contests are picked by our loyal viewers, so every once in a while we'll want to know what you think. What are you dying to write poetry about?
Flail Offices
Slow Hats Hump Saxophones
Traipse Around Gardens
Yawn At Faces
Throw Righteous Combines
Sharpen Mimes
Think About Earlobes
Gassy Nuggets Hush Tangerines
In-transit Ravens Diddle Banana Hammocks
Slap Happy Potions

The Contests

These change every ten days, so visit often!
  • Contest #111: Scramble Feet (Just announced August 26th - click to submit your poetry!)
  • Contest #110: Titter Deliquent Aubergines (Announced on August 16th - click to submit your poetry!)
  • Contest #109: Squeal Obsessive Lunchboxes (Announced on August 6th - Last week to accept submissions.)

    Poems of the Moment

    These are the newest poems. You can also see the all time winners or vote for your favorites!
    40 denier rejection
    Cool nylon smoothness
    deflects my eager kisses.
    I'll go hug a bra.
    Vote for your favorite | Submit your own
    Cheap Encounters
    Tongue trading lovers
    Stockings striped and lips beet red
    By morning she's gone

    By Katrinioso
    Vote for your favorite | Submit your own
    Aluminum
    A robot doesn't need
    education
    It has been programmed
    A robot doesn't need anti-perspirant
    It is aluminum
    A robot doesn't need
    to play the saxophone
    It has no soul
    A robot needs
    robot love
    But not the kind
    you're thinking of
    Vote for your favorite | Submit your own

    Other Stuff You'd Like To Know

    Here's how it works: Poetry rules: All submissions must be submitted and approved before the contest starts. We have the right to deny entry to any submission, for any reason. You can submit as many entries as you want, but if they start to look the same or if we feel like you're overloading the contest, we can stop approving them.