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Spacefem.com Useless Poetry Contest: Vote!

Please vote for your favorite poem! You can vote based on whatever criteria you'd like, since the contest is about useless poetry, winning is pretty useless too!

Contest: Make Out With Apathetic Stockings

Tongue trading lovers
Stockings striped and lips beet red
By morning she's gone

  Contest: Filter Llamas

Filter tea
Filter fishtank
Filter filter
But no filter Llamas
I ask someone at the store
But the guy says what a bore
So I go to the other store and look for more
traces of filter llama
but no
seems that no one likes
a fresh and tasty filter llama this summer
so i say Oh Bummer!



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