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Contest: Big Stars Scan Itchy Rashes

pondering the flash
of the latest dslr
sick of all the trash
talk about the car

Constellating the latest
installing the greatest
radio into the volt
so it could always bolt

when it's driver got the itch
the gps directing one into the ditch

it was time to fix the glitch

putting cream on arm,
rolling down the window
losing all the dating charm
as the passenger avoided
any touch...

this was not the commercial
to air, but another with lack
of hair
could grace the scene
with the detroit flair


without the itch
and without the chocolate
it's all a lot kinder
without


  Contest: Ponder Ugly Igloos

Sometimes I like to
Ponder ugly Igloos, but
it always backfires.



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