Please vote for your favorite poem! You can vote based on whatever criteria you'd like, since the contest is about useless poetry, winning is pretty useless too!
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Contest: Flabbergasted Carrots Wash Recipes Flabbergasted Carrots it says. To wash them, you must be full of pez, And the carrots must be boiled, to an extrem 935834643, using soil. And that my freind, is how to cook carrots. The end. |
Contest: Big Stars Scan Itchy Rashes pondering the flash of the latest dslr sick of all the trash talk about the car Constellating the latest installing the greatest radio into the volt so it could always bolt when it's driver got the itch the gps directing one into the ditch it was time to fix the glitch putting cream on arm, rolling down the window losing all the dating charm as the passenger avoided any touch... this was not the commercial to air, but another with lack of hair could grace the scene with the detroit flair without the itch and without the chocolate it's all a lot kinder without |