Canadians are mythical beings in the same family as pixies and faeries. They are known for delivering candy, using Marxist principles for even distribution. Canadians enjoy hockey and a strange substance known as poutine, which is assumed to be a hallucinogen. Hailing from the legendary lost continent of Canada, the speak a strange dialect of english, stressing "o" sounds and often ending sentences with "eh". Some speak french, but they are oft rogue agents.
