Squeaky's house is a mystical place concealed by mountains and patrolled tirelessly by mountain lions. No one knows exactly where Squeaky's house is located, but it is known to be a magical place of good luck and bounty. Outside of Squeaky's house, many goats frolic in the wifi-enabled meadows. Inside is a treasury of ramen noodles and hot chicks. It is said to be benevolently haunted by the spirit of the Hobo Chicken.
Many people believe that the House of Squeaky is merely a fabled legend, but the myth nevertheless has its cult followers.
