The monkey cat is a horrible abomination of nature. This frowning kitten has caused many small children to have horible nightmares. In the United States, the state of California has declared that monkey cat is a carcinogen. Monkey cat once battled Pikachu and won. If left alone with it, monkey cat will devour your soul, leaving your hollowed-out husk of a body to rot.
Monkey cat is of Norse or Russian origin, the exact details are sketchy at best. Monkey cat is carnivorous.
