User:Kiss The Monkey

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Where is your user pic from, and what does it mean to you?

I drew mine myself. I like skull-and-crossbones.

I have another one I really really want that I didn't draw, but it's WAAAAAY too big.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Currently on track to be: A theatre director/drama teacher.

Wish I could be: Band director.

If I could literally be anything: Superhero.

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What are your favorite books of all time?

Oh, so many to choose from.

All of the [i:1jwr5jza]Harry Potter[/i:1jwr5jza] books, obviously.

[i:1jwr5jza]The Chronicles of Narnia[/i:1jwr5jza], because really, who doesn't?

[i:1jwr5jza]The Davinci Code[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]Angels and Demons[/i:1jwr5jza]

All of the [i:1jwr5jza]Daughters of the Moon[/i:1jwr5jza] books.

The entire [i:1jwr5jza]Xanth[/i:1jwr5jza] series.

[i:1jwr5jza]The Wish[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]The Giving Tree[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]The Townhouse[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]Magic Kingdom for Sale/Sold[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]The Best/Worst School Year Ever[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]The Stepford Wives[/i:1jwr5jza] (The bad guy wins!)

[i:1jwr5jza]The Two Princesses of Bamarre[/i:1jwr5jza]

[i:1jwr5jza]Shadowof the Dragon[/i:1jwr5jza]

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What kinds of music do you like?

I have odd taste in music. It's very narrow in the sense that I don't expand much from songs that I already know I like. Mostly it's alternative rock, but I can seriously get into other things, like skaa and the BNL's music, etc.

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What do you like/not like to wear?

I don't care what anyone says, Hot Topic is the shit. THE shit.

I avoid A&F like the plague.

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What is your gender?

<< Is a girl.

In case my posts aren't GLARINGLY female enough for you.

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list every job you've ever had, in any particular order

Babysitter

McDonald's
Mervyn's - Sales Associate
Sandwich Artist

Now I'm jobless.

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What do you like about yourself?

I like being Irish.

I like my (dyed) red hair.
I like how my legs are so long.
I like my eyelashes.
I like that I'm so easy to please.
I like that I am so easily amused.
I like the fact that shiney objects distract me.
I like my taste in music, even if others don't.
I like that I've finally gained that secret ability to keep a boyfriend.
I like that it's so easy to make me laugh.
I like being ticklish.
I like the fact that I make friends easily.
I like my indecisiveness. (Well, not ALL the time.)
I like my anemia. It gives me excuses.
I like my boobs. They look much bigger than they really are.

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What's your major?

I want so badly to be a Music Education major. But I'm not good enough.

So I'm a Theatre - directing major, Chemistry minor.

What are your nicknames (on this forum, or in real life)?

I don't really have lots of nicknames. My real name is Brandy, so I get Brand a lot, and I HATE HATE HATE that.

Also, a few from my friends are Sexy M&M (though I haven't been called that in years), Odie (we all had famous dog names ), and now Jessica Rabbit.

Here I'm Kiss The Monkey, Monkey, KTM, KizTehMunkeh(in chat now), Munkeh (in chat), and that's pretty much it. Online I go by brandybear a lot, 'cause that's what my family used to call me.

Describe yourself in four flattering words (obituary-style):

Dramatic, boobalicious, geeky, fun!

Which gender are you sexually attracted to?

Men, glorious, GLORIOUS men.

Ahhh, penii.

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Care to list your body mods?

One hole in each ear, one tongue ring.

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