User:Monk

Monk is from an ancient tribe of cavemen that practiced the art of prolonging life. Little is known about their ability to reach unrealistically old ages. Monk is the known for being the oldest member of this tribe.

Monk's answers to frequently asked questions

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How did you get to spacefem.com?

it was in bush alaska in mid winter and i was stealing lists from the keepers website to publish in a weekily penny saver newspaper that i owned. there was a link there to a site called spacefem and much like a car crash or any freak show i was unable to pull away once i took a look at it.

Where is your user pic from, and what does it mean to you?

my pic supposedly comes from the end of RD's leg. but i have my doubts

What do you want to be when you grow up?

grow up? shit, i more concerned about not growing out anymore.

(sitting on my fat ass eating doritos)

How do you generally stand on political issues?

EBP (evil bastard party) I believe everyone should get what they need then the government should tax the crap out of it and take it away.

What do you feel is your greatest achievement in life?

surviving.

i am amazed that i am not a complete ass/basket case considering that i could total up the last fifteen years of my life as a 'learning experience"(or waste of time). What did i survive you ask? i will give you the short list:
in no particular order.
1. marriage
2. divorce
3. 10 alaskan winters
4. 22 dessert summers
5. speed/methamphetamines
6. driving while under influence too many times to count
7. various illegal activities best left unmentioned.
8. having both my parents passing away
9. having what i thought were friends for life fade into obscurity
10. overcoming what was probably clinical depression by force of will.

There is more but i dont want to scare you people...

Describe any animals you live with.

I have six primates living with me

3 are dark brown, one is light brown, two are pinkish tan/beige.
One screams when you cut his hair like it's his fingers your cutting.
One who will interrupt any and all conversations you have to ask "what about the doggie?"
One who will calmly assuredly lie to you about anything you ask him.
One who constantly asks for things like gum, candy, cigarettes, socks, the heat turned on, the heat turned off, to run the washer for a single pair of socks.

None can be trusted with unattended food. Food containing sugar needs to be under my direct supervision at all times or locked up.

What are your favorite books of all time?

i read to much to have favorites but i recommend Glory Road and Starship Troopers(the movie totally sucked by comparison) by Robert A. Heinlen they both made me understand the military more than almost anything i have read and anything by Asimov just for fun.

What is your gender?

i thought is was obvious, but I'm a drooling idiot.

list every job you've ever had, in any particular order

these aren't in order and some were done simultaneously.

In California
1.Washed Post Office Vehicles (weekends for 2 years)
2.Dishwasher at a nursing home(3 weeks)
3.Window assembler/Fabricator in a factory(one summer)
4.Gas station Attendant(18 months)
5.Construction,framer, general laber(6months)
6.Demolition, clearing new building sites from old buildings (2 months)
7.New Furniture mover/assembler refinisher(2 1/2 years)
8.Landscaper(3months)
9.Street vendor Pharmaceuticals(2years)
10.Assembler/line tech medical manufacturing plant(3years)
In Alaska
11.College student full time(3years)
12.Audio visual tech,on campus job(3years)
13.Mover for moving company(3months)
14.Business owner,personal shopper/shipper(3 years)
15.Manage small grocery store(6 months)
16.Manage Airfreight Station(3 years)
17.Business owner, dollar store(2 years)
18.Business owner, publisher local classifieds/peny saver (2 years)
19.Live in Staff @ Assisted living home for developmentally disables(3 years)
20.Jail Security guard @ minimum security facility(1 year)
21.School bus driver (2 years)
In New Mexico
22.Transportation supervisor/scheduler UHAUL(6 months)
23.Tech support, Earthlink(1year)
24.Tech support, Customer service, cancellations,Sprint (2years)
25.Tech support, Direct TV(6 months)
26.Administrative aide for small Automotive business (6 months)
27.Collections, AT&T/Cingular cellular(6 months)
28. Ice Cream Truck (two summers)
Back in California
29.Appointment Setter/facilitator for Industrial Lubricants(self titled)--current for 3 weeks now.

I think I might have missed one or two, its hard to remember after all these years

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What do you like about yourself?

[quote="spacefem":1ei5n04q]

Let's talk about why we weren't so interested in liking ourselves, shall we?.[/quote:1ei5n04q]

I like how this ^^statement was completely ignored.

I like how I have a smart ass statement for everything even though saying it often gets me in trouble.

What are your favorite movies?

I like every film thats been named here more than once, and also these which I didn't see named at all

Fargo, Five Easy Pieces, Full Metal Jacket, Deliverance**, Reservoir Dogs, The Blues Brothers**, The Shining, Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure, True Romance**, The Mexican, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects**, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Goodfellas, The Silence of the Lambs, Seven,

and I could go on but I would start to resemble [url=http://www.imdb.com/chart/top:3nhtu1la][u:3nhtu1la]this[/u:3nhtu1la][/url:3nhtu1la] but I double ** the ones I think should be watched by everybody/anybody.

What part of the world do you live in? Do you like it?

Burbank/Hollywood, Southern California, America. I have been here since August, I can hit the IKEA with my slingshot if the wind is right, I have yet to go inside. why? There's too many motherfucking people here. I hate it and will be moving soon(where has yet to be determined). I grew up in a small valley town here in California that does not exist anymore since it was filled rim to rim with people.

• sorry for the rant.

  Describe yourself in four flattering words (obituary-style):

  loving, loyal, honest, funny
  

or



sarcastic, smart-ass, evil, bastard

both are just about right.

What is your religious identification/lack thereof?

My favorite bumper sticker on the subject says

"I'm a Militant Agnostic, I don't know and you don't know either"

I disagree with organized religions but I believe in the good of people individually and that the good in us comes from somewhere outside of evolution.

Which gender are you sexually attracted to?

so far I've only been attracted to women. I guess I am just waiting for the right guy to come along and change that. DR might have been a good choice, but I think it would kill his mom and I don't want to be responsible for that.

Care to list your body mods?

right shoulder mounted x-ray laser

left hand telescoping javelin
hydraulic jump studs in both heels (max lift 18m)
laser range finder left eye with autotargeting
adamantine genital dome.