User:Storage and Disposal

Storage and Disposal is a Sex God that resides in Hell. He rules all of Hell with an iron fist and often controls people's minds, forcing them to say something random or flattering things about him.

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What is the origin of your username?

Once upon a time, I was desperate for advice on crushes, love, etc. I looked at a bunch of teen advice sites (I was actually a teen) and advicenators seemed like a really good site at the time. At the same time, I had been finding spiders in the room where the computer is, so I kept a can of bug spray near the computer. As it turns out, the easiest way to read anyone's advice was to create a column for the site. When it asked me for a name, I tried to think of something that no one else would use. I looked over at the can of bug spray and turned it to the side that listed instructions on storage and disposal. I figured no one else would pick that name at advicenators.

How did you get to spacefem.com?

Chatrooms.

Where is your user pic from, and what does it mean to you?

I once changed my name on here to n_n

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be rich. I don't care how. If anyone is a billionaire and wants someone dead, please contact me through PM.

How do you generally stand on political issues?

I'm a Doesn'tcarenearlyasmuchasheshould.

What do you feel is your greatest achievement in life?

Homemade pancakes from scratch.

What are your favorite books of all time?

My sketchbooks, my friends' sketchbooks, anyone's sketchbooks

Calvin and Hobbes:The Tenth Anniversary Book

Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling

If Chins Could Kill

The Dark Knight Returns

Okay, most of those probably don't count to a lot of people.

What kinds of music do you like?

I like creative music or music that shows a lot of skill.

What is your gender?

Fale

list every job you've ever had, in any particular order

I got paid helping my uncle work on a house

I worked for one day in the kitchen of a chinese restaurant
K-Mart
Sam Goody
I guess since we're including what we don't get paid for, I volunteered at the local animal shelter
Volunteered at The Salvation Army
Worked for a couple of days as a Theater Work Study before I dropped out of school, but didn't get paid
Wal-Mart Cashier
Paperboy
Janitor

Things I've been paid for that shouldn't count:
Freelance artist

Musician

Describe yourself in four flattering words (obituary-style):

Definitely thought this said, "Describe yourself in four-letter words."

Care to list your body mods?

1. I've donated blood so often that my arm has this lovely "I'm a hardcore intravenous drug user" look.

2. That's about it.