Canada is north of the USA. It is also colder and more left wing than the USA. It is very large and has some glaciers. It is mostly populated by pixies, faeries, and occasionally Canadians. Santa Claus also lives there with his elves because they own the arctic. No matter what the Russians say. Canada's primary exports are lumber, hockey, moose, beer, beavers, more hockey and hot chicks. For a race of people whose diets consist of dense carbohydrates to keep warm, they are unusually thin and sexy.
100% of their land is uninhabitable. The citizens of Canada are so pro-equality that is is taboo to even mention your own race, a shun-worthy offense. Canada has been described as "Michigan without any culture."