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by Draak
Wed Jul 5, 12:12 2006
Forum: Ranting
Topic: People
Replies: 44
Views: 8990

Re: People

Le_Pingouin wrote:[That's the impression I always got...

:P
Remind me to give your head a boot the next time I see you missay! :P
by Draak
Tue Jul 4, 21:11 2006
Forum: Ranting
Topic: People
Replies: 44
Views: 8990

Re: People

vega_pleiades wrote:I hardly know anybody here anymore.

I used to know everybody.

This fucking sucks.

I miss the old crowd.
What the fuck am I?!

Chopped Liver?!
by Draak
Fri Jun 30, 10:07 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Passing Fads
Replies: 43
Views: 11351

None of the Above.

Because I think fads are stupid and I'm not a sheep.
by Draak
Mon Jun 26, 20:51 2006
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Dear Asshole.
Replies: 14
Views: 2883

demonicpoison wrote:I'll get that piece of lego and insert it so far into your brain you'll be giggling for the rest of your life.
Best line EVER!

*big hugs*

You want I should:

:bomb: :vlos: ?
by Draak
Mon Jun 26, 13:02 2006
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: A convenient loophole
Replies: 4
Views: 1181

That is...

creepy and somewhat hypnotizing

:nervous:
by Draak
Tue Jun 20, 13:00 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Spike wrote:
FernGully wrote:
helium wrote:I'm a Ferno-Raavynist by persoanl choice, but it seems like I've recently been sold into Draakism... *sob*
Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*points and laughs*

In other news, I'm no longer a draakist, draak insulted me. He better watch his step.
*smites Spike*
by Draak
Mon Jun 19, 21:44 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Umm...

MIne was there first!

draak.youaremighty.com
by Draak
Sun Jun 18, 23:35 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Superpowers!
Replies: 40
Views: 9284

Gravity Control
Electricity
Teleport
by Draak
Sun Jun 18, 23:32 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

I Repeat... For Those that have Missed It!

Those that are mine, please contact me via e-mail or PM. I need to know how you want your name displayed on the site.

Thanks!
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 22:54 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Here's the real deal folks... I didn't want to say anything until it was official. And now it's official since I forked over the monays tonight. I am working on creation of a joke Draakism site. Anyone wanting to be a member/convertee/clergy and mentioned on said site can contact me via PM here. Tha...
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 20:38 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

vega_pleiades wrote:We have free hot delicious meat pies.
There you'll sample
Mrs. Lovett's meat pies,
Savory and sweet pies,
As you'll see.
You who eat pies,
Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
Conjure up the treat pies
Used to be!
- Tobias, Sweeney Todd

Wanna be a subsect of Draakism? Because we can always use more pies.
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 18:04 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

And_May_I_Have_Another wrote:*sings* why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
We can all be friends just as soon as everyone converts to Draakism.
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 17:35 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Did I mention...

We have PIE
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 15:01 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Draakists slaughter cats and baby ducks and then drink their blood. Why would I or my followers slaughter these things? One of our most esteemed high-priestesses is a CAT! And Baby ducks... well, they are just too darn cute to slaughter and/or eat. And by no means do any of us drink blood of any ki...
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 13:22 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

P.S.

DRAAKISTS DO NOT SLAUGHTER CATS!
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 13:20 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Draakist Doctrine of Faith: Draakism is a religion originally founded for the explicit purpose of thwarting Ferno-Raavynism. It sprung up from the bowels of Hell due the to people’s love for Hell’s queen and mistress, Draak. It has since given Hell some purpose beyond mere stupidity, idiocy, mindles...
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 0:49 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

I'm not any of those actually... I follow the religion of effenism, am a reverend of another I forgot the name of, and revere the almighty goatfather, upon whose great udders the world suckled. So I guess you could say I'm multidenominational. What is Effenism? Who is its leader? And would they be ...
by Draak
Thu Jun 15, 0:01 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Rainbow Dolphins wrote:Hey... the apples are important too. Done.
Adds RD and all of hers to the Draak Cause!

P.S. Who is Number Four on the voting?
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 23:51 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

I THINK I am a Draakist, but I don't really remember... I guess I am now either way. I used to headline my own cvlt, actually. Bit dead now, though I still have all the souls I collected, of course. Ah, those were the days.... I'll give you three spleens, four apples, a gallon jar of earwax, and th...
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 23:01 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

deanimal wrote:The cat pizza was really tasty though...
I'm going to pretend I didn't see this...
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 22:42 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

deanimal wrote:*cries* I was going to pick Draakism!
Then by all means choose Draakism. I won't turn you away. Just no more slaughtering of the cats please!
Pierce wrote:Ferno-raavynism

fern rules
That's good because I didn't want you anyway.
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 22:33 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

Pish posh! It is the Draakists who slaughter cats. The Ferno-Raavynists are the ones who eat pizza. I combined both these lovely traditions. Would anyone like a kiwi-fetus cookie? That is Ferno-raavynist propaganda. We do NOT slaughter cats. Sheep yes. Cats NO... and therefore since you slaughtered...
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 22:20 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

deanimal wrote:I slaughtered one, silly!
GASP!

FERNO-RAAVYNIST!
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 22:17 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

deanimal wrote:I went to both your churches and made my own cat pizza.
Who'd you get the cat from..? because I love my cats and wouldn't give them up to be eaten.
by Draak
Wed Jun 14, 22:12 2006
Forum: Polls
Topic: Who do you belong to?
Replies: 86
Views: 17216

deanimal wrote:CAT PIZZA! YUMMY!
Ferno-Raavynist?