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by Bork
Sun Jan 21, 21:06 2018
Forum: Pregnancy & Parenting
Topic: My Ectopic Pregancy
Replies: 4
Views: 65

Re: My Ectopic Pregancy

That sounds so incredibly traumatic. I am so sorry that happened to you, and to your husband. I'm so mad that the first hospital you went to didn't even triage you. WTF???? That is horrible, you were in such need for immediate medical attention. Also super fucked up about your parents. You need so m...
by Bork
Fri Jan 19, 19:10 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: Is your signature legible?
Replies: 10
Views: 127

Re: Is your signature legible?

On anything electronic that warrants signing on a screen, heavens no, its chicken scratch. Especially when the screen doesn't actually show my signature! How am I supposed to go back and dot the i?? Legibility depends on how much effort I feel like putting into it, and how important whatever I'm si...
by Bork
Fri Jan 19, 15:35 2018
Forum: Hell
Topic: My anaconda dont want none unless you've got
Replies: 7
Views: 192

Re: My anaconda dont want none unless you've got

Eek! THAT DRESS!!! I love it so much!
by Bork
Thu Jan 18, 19:11 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: US Politics making Global waves.
Replies: 6
Views: 152

Re: US Politics making Global waves.

It's exhausting. There are so many things to try and keep track of, and it's so hard to avoid getting sucked into the insanely outrageous things going on - those things are just distractions for quiet dismantling of a civilized society. There's barely any coverage of how many batshit crazy, right-wi...
by Bork
Tue Jan 16, 23:03 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: MGTOW: Rodent flavors
Replies: 12
Views: 253

Re: MGTOW: Rodent flavors

Lemurs must be taunted daily with insults. Feeding them peppercorns and dried watermelon rinds is important. Realize that lemurs will never achieve the full bodied flavor of a properly raised gerbil, but you can get satisfactory results if you are careful. Never let your lemurs watch Telemundo, thi...
by Bork
Tue Jan 16, 23:00 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: What do you keep in the trunk of your car?
Replies: 7
Views: 109

Re: What do you keep in the trunk of your car?

This is so rude. I don't have a car and I feel so attacked right now.
by Bork
Tue Jan 16, 19:45 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: how do you stay safe from bears?
Replies: 18
Views: 379

Re: how do you stay safe from bears?

There are bears in Mexico too??? What?? Where? And where are the bears in Florida??? I guess I think of Florida as swamps and city and not really bear-friendly environments. Rowan: that was the most important part. I skimmed until I got to that part of the news story, then had to reread the whole th...
by Bork
Sun Jan 14, 14:40 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: how do you stay safe from bears?
Replies: 18
Views: 379

Re: how do you stay safe from bears?

YOU GUYS. DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE BEARS IN FLORIDA????? There was a news story about this guy who was attacked by a bear IN FLORIDA WHILE LETTING HIS DOG OUTSIDE (dog is okay). I had no clue there were bears in Florida.
by Bork
Sun Jan 14, 14:38 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: do you own many scarves?
Replies: 7
Views: 121

Re: do you own many scarves?

I think I have somewhere around 7, which is way too many considering I think I wear a scarf maybe three times a year.
by Bork
Sat Jan 13, 10:37 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: MGTOW: titanium dioxide
Replies: 2
Views: 122

Re: MGTOW: titanium dioxide

There was a snowball fight in New Jersey that had to be cancelled because it actually snowed, and the amusement park that was going to host it had to close.
by Bork
Sat Jan 6, 18:15 2018
Forum: Hell
Topic: Just curious.
Replies: 1
Views: 118

Re: Just curious.

*shrug* I think you're fine, unless you don't want to be here anymore. Up to you, I guess.
by Bork
Sat Jan 6, 18:14 2018
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Little old white lady.
Replies: 7
Views: 349

Re: Little old white lady.

Like... putting wheels back on the truck...??
by Bork
Sat Jan 6, 12:20 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: How well will you survive after the apocalypse?
Replies: 10
Views: 193

Re: How well will you survive after the apocalypse?

I have asthma, so I'll survive for as many puffs are left in my inhaler. Will this be a known apocalypse, or a surprise one? Because if we know it's coming, I can try to stock up. Otherwise, I'd give it a month tops.
by Bork
Sat Jan 6, 12:19 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: what's your favorite thing that is yellow?
Replies: 15
Views: 269

Re: what's your favorite thing that is yellow?

My lemon pig, that I made for good luck!
by Bork
Fri Jan 5, 20:15 2018
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Job
Replies: 12
Views: 449

Re: Job

That sounds pretty bad. Having nothing to do can be so draining lol It's EXHAUSTING. Plus, I'm extra tired because I can't sleep at night because I'm so stressed out, anxious and upset about work. I've sort of been given stuff to work on this week, which has been nice, but they're individual little...
by Bork
Wed Jan 3, 21:23 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: MGTOW: I like ice cream
Replies: 22
Views: 503

Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

one time i had GOAT MILK ICE CREAM how about THAT Yeah!!!!! That sounds super tasty!! Was it super delicious? Did it taste like goat cheese at all? I stayed on a farm one weekend and had fresh goat milk for my coffee. I think it was the best thing I had ever put in coffee. Ever. It was so good.
by Bork
Wed Jan 3, 21:22 2018
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Job
Replies: 12
Views: 449

Re: Job

I've been pretty blatantly job hunting at work and nobody's said anything. Nobody's said anything about me sitting around on Twitter all day either. That's part of what bothers me - I sit around with nothing to do and everyone else seems to have so much work. I feel like such a slacker, and I feel a...
by Bork
Wed Jan 3, 19:26 2018
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Job
Replies: 12
Views: 449

Job

I started a new job about two months, and I absolutely hate it. I am so miserable there. Despite having been there for two months, I have nothing to do. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Not even stupid little things that I don't want to do. I haven't been given any instructions or guidance or assignments or anything....
by Bork
Wed Jan 3, 18:47 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: MGTOW: I like ice cream
Replies: 22
Views: 503

Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

This is the second thread that, despite the title, IS NOT ABOUT ICE CREAM.

HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE. HOW ARE PEOPLE OKAY WITH THIS. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE. DOES NOBODY ELSE CARE.
by Bork
Wed Jan 3, 18:40 2018
Forum: Random
Topic: Have you learned Latin?
Replies: 8
Views: 234

Re: Have you learned Latin?

No, I took Spanish in middle school and French in high school. I'm not really sure you can say that I learned those either, though.

Latin seems to come up somewhat regularly in crossword puzzles though, which sort of makes me wish I had taken it. Although then I'd probably miss the French clues...
by Bork
Sun Dec 31, 19:17 2017
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Happy Heatless New Year!
Replies: 12
Views: 404

Re: Happy Heatless New Year!

Oh yikes! That is really horrible timing. Hope you're able to figure out some sort of heating fix for the short term.
by Bork
Wed Dec 27, 0:19 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: I got lost. Where the hell am I?
Replies: 3
Views: 156

Re: I got lost. Where the hell am I?

DUDE!! WELCOME BACK! How are things?
by Bork
Tue Dec 26, 0:31 2017
Forum: Science & Technology
Topic: did anyone see the spacex rocket?
Replies: 3
Views: 146

Re: did anyone see the spacex rocket?

GAH! I AM SO MAD. I saw it on TWITTER, I didn't see it live. I wish I had known that I could have seen it!
by Bork
Sun Dec 24, 19:16 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: Do you like scary movies?
Replies: 4
Views: 76

Re: Do you like scary movies?

Yikes, no. The scariest movie that I can tolerate is Shaun of the Dead. I can't even handle previews for scary movies.
by Bork
Fri Dec 22, 19:09 2017
Forum: Random
Topic: Can you sew?
Replies: 14
Views: 292

Re: Can you sew?

Not in the slightest. Maybe if my life depended on it, but it'd be a strong maybe.