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by Zeph
Fri Aug 7, 10:46 2015
Forum: Ranting
Topic: health insurance
Replies: 14
Views: 4410

Re: health insurance

My health insurance option through my employer covers NOTHING and costs over $400 per month. Healthcare.gov had nothing but unreasonable plans to offer. I'm too obese to give birth at an inexpensive birthing center. So no family for me. Sorry, eggs. Hello $300 office visits for my psychiatrist. I wo...
by Zeph
Fri Aug 7, 10:39 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Replies: 13
Views: 2196

Re: Are you wearing perfume or cologne?

I used to hate fragrances of any kind. That was before I discovered Attar Bazaar. Undiluted natural scents, mmmm.

I also put sandalwood in my hair today. I love smelling like Middle Eastern royalty.
by Zeph
Fri Aug 7, 6:52 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Replies: 13
Views: 2196

Re: Are you wearing perfume or cologne?

I wear natural oils called attars. Everyone should visit attarbazaar.com and get their 4 free samples. Auricblends.com has some great mixtures as well. I am wearing a combination of oriental kush and sweet musk. Persian amber (sticky!) from Attar Bazaar is another signature of mine and so is the Amb...
by Zeph
Wed Aug 5, 14:42 2015
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Kids are assholes.
Replies: 32
Views: 7020

Re: Kids are assholes.

I will personally shit on all their lawns for you.
by Zeph
Wed Aug 5, 14:40 2015
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: what's the last food you made?
Replies: 64
Views: 14885

Re: what's the last food you made?

It depresses me that I don't remember...
by Zeph
Wed Aug 5, 14:39 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: What's your least favorite candy?
Replies: 24
Views: 3958

Re: What's your least favorite candy?

"Circus peanuts"
Wax-based shit (wax lips, those bottle things you're supposed to tear & suck)
Peeps
Mary janes
90% of Mexican candy is the worst
by Zeph
Tue Aug 4, 19:11 2015
Forum: Polls
Topic: PB poll
Replies: 19
Views: 5964

Re: PB poll

Green apple slices, without those I don't eat PB. I love cookie butter, though.
by Zeph
Tue Aug 4, 16:57 2015
Forum: Pregnancy & Parenting
Topic: What the Hell just entered my earhole?
Replies: 16
Views: 3915

Re: What the Hell just entered my earhole?

We took our nephew to the coast a few weeks ago. We were staying at a vacation home rented by my husband's family who lives out-of-state. We woke up that first morning and I handed my nephew his swim trunks. He dressed behind the closed door (bashful guy), then handed me a pile of his clothes, sans ...
by Zeph
Mon Jul 27, 11:02 2015
Forum: Feminism
Topic: The Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj thing
Replies: 19
Views: 4817

Re: The Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj thing

This isn't the first time that Taylor Swift has been singled out publicly by a member of the hip hop community. We all remember Kanye interrupting her on stage while Beyonce gleamed and mouthed, "Thank you!". I get that TS reminds us of those thin, blonde, pretty, priveleged girls from our high scho...
by Zeph
Sun Jul 26, 17:24 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: What desert can you make?
Replies: 6
Views: 931

Re: What desert can you make?

I took a wall mounted fish bowl, added desert sand and decor, and then three blue death-feigning beetles. Bam! Desert biome on my wall.
by Zeph
Fri Jul 24, 9:48 2015
Forum: Feminism
Topic: The Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj thing
Replies: 19
Views: 4817

Re: The Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj thing

Yes, women in Taylor Swift's videos are waif. Women in Nicki Minaj's videos have popping tits and small waists atop ample, perfectly round asses. Neither should be criticizing one another.
by Zeph
Sun Jul 19, 12:43 2015
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: what tv shows are you into nowdays?
Replies: 38
Views: 18114

Re: what tv shows are you into nowdays?

I watch so much TV. On HBO, I'm watching True Detective . I adored the first season, but the portrayal of women in this series has always bothered me. Season 2 isn't living up to the first season so far. On Netflix, the most recent season of Bojack Horseman just came out. I adore the satire, puns, v...
by Zeph
Sat Jul 18, 11:11 2015
Forum: Pregnancy & Parenting
Topic: do you have a parenting goal?
Replies: 9
Views: 2631

Re: do you have a parenting goal?

My goal would be to not pass on our mental illnesses and raise happy people who strive to reach their goals and are kind to others.
by Zeph
Sat Jul 18, 11:08 2015
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: what's the last movie you saw?
Replies: 292
Views: 115482

Re: what's the last movie you saw?

I just saw Train Wreck in theaters and Inside Out twice in theaters. I would recommend both.

Train Wreck :house: :house: :house: :house:

Inside Out :house: :house: :house: :house: :house:
by Zeph
Fri Jul 17, 16:09 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: What's the nicest animal to pet?
Replies: 30
Views: 4524

Re: What's the nicest animal to pet?

Definitely cats for me! Their fur is soft and they have bendable spines, they know how to dip and push to direct your hand. This is why I have cats instead of a dog. Dogs aren't as soft and have stiff backs. Not satisfying to me. Plus, even clean dogs leave dog smell on your hands. Yucky. I can't st...
by Zeph
Mon Jul 13, 16:43 2015
Forum: Mixed Media
Topic: what are you reading?
Replies: 194
Views: 73957

Re: what are you reading?

I'm reading two books: Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl and Water for Elephants, which my mom liked enough to buy me a copy.
by Zeph
Sun Jul 12, 21:01 2015
Forum: Pregnancy & Parenting
Topic: Spacefem's homemade playdough recipe
Replies: 3
Views: 1479

Re: Spacefem's homemade playdoh recipe

A parent in my Kindergarten class would bring us homemade purple play dough that smelled like grape!
by Zeph
Sun Jul 12, 21:00 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: why does my dog like hair ties?
Replies: 9
Views: 4451

Re: why does my dog like hair ties?

My cats love them, too. They throw them across the hard floor and toss them in the air. I'm growing my hair long and I can never find my ties. We've lived here five years and I know I'll find a hundred when we move next month. I always find kitty stashes when I move furniture.
by Zeph
Thu Jul 9, 13:59 2015
Forum: Ranting
Topic: Traffic incident, worried & upset
Replies: 11
Views: 3877

Traffic incident, worried & upset

This morning I stopped by a gas station for a coke. I was backing out of my parking space, and tapped a vehicle behind me. I was probably rolling at 1 mph. I immediately pulled forward into my sapce, parked, and walked up to the car I had bumped. The driver was belligerent. He was waving his arms an...
by Zeph
Fri Jul 3, 20:46 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: What are the rules in your home?
Replies: 24
Views: 2805

Re: What are the rules in your home?

That's what my household is lacking, a set of rules. Husband and I are generally untidy and people seemed shocked when my cats walk on the counter. I refer to my island as a catwalk. There are hardly an unspoken rules. Try to dry the bathroom floor after showering most of the time. Don't ask me what...
by Zeph
Fri Jun 26, 12:47 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: What is the best gift you have ever received?
Replies: 4
Views: 908

Re: What is the best gift you have ever received?

My kitty, Konrad, was given to me by Mr. Zeph on my 20th birthday. He is kooky and black and has a twisted tail.
by Zeph
Wed Jun 24, 1:06 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: Who would win in a fight?
Replies: 4
Views: 765

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Osaka confused Elmer and he sees her as Bugs. She dies slowly from her lead wounds.

Elmer is heading to the next rabbit hole when he encounters Al Gore wearing a beard of killer bees.
by Zeph
Mon Jun 22, 17:10 2015
Forum: Polls
Topic: Bra behavior
Replies: 21
Views: 7472

Bra behavior

I'm realizing more and more that I dislike bras. I used to feel insecure, naked without one on. However, I can't wait to rip off even the most comfortable bra at the end of the day. A couple years ago, I even began running errands bra-less sometimes. I'm not large-chested, and I wear light cardigans...
by Zeph
Mon Jun 22, 16:48 2015
Forum: Random
Topic: Would you rather fly or breathe under water?
Replies: 16
Views: 2223

Re: Would you rather fly or breathe under water?

Too many things are out to get me in the water, plus I think we've figured that whole breathing thing out. It's just the water pressure that keeps you from exploring the oceans.

If I could fly, commuting would be easy and I doubt I have any predators lurking up there.
by Zeph
Sun Jun 21, 12:19 2015
Forum: Polls
Topic: What are you afraid of?
Replies: 20
Views: 4480

Re: What are you afraid of?

Death and people. My fear of death held me back from driving. Fear of people's intentions may not be irrational, because they are usually justified. :(