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Stupid salad

Post by BCG » Fri Feb 28, 19:55 2003

I feel really sick. I took a nap this afternoon, and ended up sleeping for two hours. When I take naps that long, it always causes problems. I went out to dinner with my parents and little brother, and even though it took a while for us to get out the door, and even longer for our ditzy waitress to get the food right, I felt sick right after I ate my salad.

A SALAD! How is that supposed to irritate my stomach?! Of course, the reason I feel so ill is because I ate after I took that two-hour nap. But my meal was so harmless. A salad and a baked potato. How much more bland can you get?

This is also a problem for me in the mornings. When I eat breakfast at home, I end up feeling really ill and having problems at school, during first and second period. I feel like throwing up, and it really doesn't help that I also have menstrual cramps. ARG!
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Post by KingTZ » Fri Feb 28, 20:22 2003

I hate salads. ANd I hate vegetables. I need my meat. MEAT.

MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by cheezygoodness » Fri Feb 28, 20:49 2003

KingTZ wrote:I hate salads. ANd I hate vegetables. I need my meat. MEAT.

MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...dont you find it weird to eat something that was once alive...
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Post by Turc » Fri Feb 28, 21:05 2003

I can sympathize with the cramps. :P Blarg. Hope you feel better.

On a side note, the musical i'm in is exactly a week from today, and the 7 main characters have been giving preview performances throughout the school district and local club meetings. The other day they attended a rotary club luncheon, and five out of the eight people that went (7 cast members plus the chaperone) got food poisoning.
Hence, the week before our show, all of our main characters are throwing up on stage.
It is very pleasant, I tell you. :)
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Post by skeptic320 » Fri Feb 28, 21:20 2003

Yeah, but plants are STILL alive when you eat them.
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Post by KingTZ » Fri Feb 28, 21:24 2003

cheezygoodness wrote:
KingTZ wrote:I hate salads. ANd I hate vegetables. I need my meat. MEAT.

MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...dont you find it weird to eat something that was once alive...
Skeptic320 wrote:Yeah, but plants are STILL alive when you eat them.
Didn't you just love hearing that?

My thoughts exactly.[/quote]
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Post by cob » Fri Feb 28, 21:44 2003

cheezygoodness wrote:
KingTZ wrote:I hate salads. ANd I hate vegetables. I need my meat. MEAT.

MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...dont you find it weird to eat something that was once alive...
no.

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Post by xenolai » Sat Mar 1, 0:38 2003

meat is good. bacon is the best though.
crispy bacon, almost burned but not quite, with that really nice smoked taste...

i'm quite hungry as you can see. :D
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Post by tanooki » Sat Mar 1, 0:44 2003

maybe the lettuce was fighting back cos it was being eatten alive??

see thats why meat is killed first!! mmmm... meat :D

I feel like KFC right now, :note: no body does chicken like KFC :note:
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Post by StarsInUrEye » Sat Mar 1, 2:10 2003

mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.

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Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Sat Mar 1, 2:16 2003

I like them honey BBQ wings... yum.
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Post by Tweek » Sat Mar 1, 5:58 2003

xenolai wrote:meat is good. bacon is the best though.
crispy bacon, almost burned but not quite, with that really nice smoked taste...

i'm quite hungry as you can see. :D
Bacon is indeed great although I'm not keen on it crispy, I like it lightly cooked on a bacon and egg sandwich, seasoned with some pepper :D
ARG!!! I NEED COFFEE!!!

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Re: Stupid salad

Post by sansspina » Sat Mar 1, 6:27 2003

BCG wrote:I feel really sick. I took a nap this afternoon, and ended up sleeping for two hours. When I take naps that long, it always causes problems. I went out to dinner with my parents and little brother, and even though it took a while for us to get out the door, and even longer for our ditzy waitress to get the food right, I felt sick right after I ate my salad.

A SALAD! How is that supposed to irritate my stomach?! Of course, the reason I feel so ill is because I ate after I took that two-hour nap. But my meal was so harmless. A salad and a baked potato. How much more bland can you get?

This is also a problem for me in the mornings. When I eat breakfast at home, I end up feeling really ill and having problems at school, during first and second period. I feel like throwing up, and it really doesn't help that I also have menstrual cramps. ARG!
You may have a minor imbalance w/your estrogen/progesterone production, kiddo...see your Dr...Too much hormonal activity can make your body think it's pregnant.
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Post by cheezygoodness » Sat Mar 1, 7:26 2003

StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
OMG ANYTHING BUT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO CRUEL TO THEIR ANIMALS.
they kill parents as soon as they have babies and give the babies growth hormones they put the babies in a pen with thousands of others so they sometimes suffocate. Then they put 900 in a truck to the slaughter house where they die on the way sometimes, then take live ones and but shakles on their already broken legs. They stab their necks trying to hit 2 veins so theyll pass out then put them in boiling water to get rid of their feathers and at that point thhey sometimes regain conciousness. PLEASE DO NOT EAT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by jem » Sat Mar 1, 7:26 2003

My brother got sick from a salad.
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Post by tanooki » Sat Mar 1, 7:41 2003

StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
mmm... popcorn chicken, i really like that XTC chicken too... yumm!!!

cheezygoodness, i choose to ignore what happens to those tasty chickens, they are ever so yummy :D

sansspina, too much hormonal activity can make your body think its pregnant??? really???
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Post by BanoffeeKitty » Sat Mar 1, 8:31 2003

cheezygoodness wrote:
StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
OMG ANYTHING BUT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO CRUEL TO THEIR ANIMALS.
they kill parents as soon as they have babies and give the babies growth hormones they put the babies in a pen with thousands of others so they sometimes suffocate. Then they put 900 in a truck to the slaughter house where they die on the way sometimes, then take live ones and but shakles on their already broken legs. They stab their necks trying to hit 2 veins so theyll pass out then put them in boiling water to get rid of their feathers and at that point thhey sometimes regain conciousness. PLEASE DO NOT EAT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!
Err.. That's not just KFC.
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Post by BCG » Sat Mar 1, 11:27 2003

sansspina wrote: You may have a minor imbalance w/your estrogen/progesterone production, kiddo...see your Dr...Too much hormonal activity can make your body think it's pregnant.
I fail to see that connection between my salad and my cramps.
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Post by FernGully » Sat Mar 1, 12:20 2003

I get sick in the morning when I eat breakfast too. Especially if I drink milk or have cereal. Toast is good but it never fills me up and I get hungry by 2nd. I like drinking pop in the morning it doesn't make me feel sick.

I hate nutri-grain bars. My mom always tries to force me to eat one in the morning before I run to catch my bus. They are horrible and make me more sick than milk. Yuck. She hates to think of me going off hungry so she always hides one or two in my coat pocket... thinking I guess that if I'm REALLY hungry I'll just eat one. I'd rather starve!
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Post by BCG » Sat Mar 1, 12:34 2003

Agreed. Nutri-grain bars are yuck.
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Post by zoe. » Sat Mar 1, 15:01 2003

tanooki wrote:
StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
mmm... popcorn chicken, i really like that XTC chicken too... yumm!!!

cheezygoodness, i choose to ignore what happens to those tasty chickens, they are ever so yummy :D

sansspina, too much hormonal activity can make your body think its pregnant??? really???
yeah, its basically what birth control pills can do. it can send the right hormones to the right places and not release any eggs.
i'm not all that cool. but i hope i will be someday.

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Re: Stupid salad

Post by StarsInUrEye » Sat Mar 1, 15:04 2003

BCG wrote:
sansspina wrote: You may have a minor imbalance w/your estrogen/progesterone production, kiddo...see your Dr...Too much hormonal activity can make your body think it's pregnant.
I fail to see that connection between my salad and my cramps.
maybe you just have gas

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Post by BCG » Sat Mar 1, 16:06 2003

Well, yeah, but I'm on my period, too.

Anyway, so my stomach feels better today.
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Post by Lenora Of The Mice » Sun Mar 2, 9:10 2003

cheezygoodness wrote:
StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
OMG ANYTHING BUT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO CRUEL TO THEIR ANIMALS.
they kill parents as soon as they have babies and give the babies growth hormones they put the babies in a pen with thousands of others so they sometimes suffocate. Then they put 900 in a truck to the slaughter house where they die on the way sometimes, then take live ones and but shakles on their already broken legs. They stab their necks trying to hit 2 veins so theyll pass out then put them in boiling water to get rid of their feathers and at that point thhey sometimes regain conciousness. PLEASE DO NOT EAT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose I'll just kill my own then....
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Post by cheezygoodness » Sun Mar 2, 11:59 2003

Lenora Of The Mice wrote:
cheezygoodness wrote:
StarsInUrEye wrote:mmmm KFC does sound good right now. it sure would be a tasy midnight snack. i like the popcorn chicken.
OMG ANYTHING BUT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SO CRUEL TO THEIR ANIMALS.
they kill parents as soon as they have babies and give the babies growth hormones they put the babies in a pen with thousands of others so they sometimes suffocate. Then they put 900 in a truck to the slaughter house where they die on the way sometimes, then take live ones and but shakles on their already broken legs. They stab their necks trying to hit 2 veins so theyll pass out then put them in boiling water to get rid of their feathers and at that point thhey sometimes regain conciousness. PLEASE DO NOT EAT KFC!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose I'll just kill my own then....
its really not funny those bastards at KFC dont give shit about living things.
we're not lazy we just have reasonable goals.

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