What is the strangest urge you've ever had?

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What is the strangest urge you've ever had?

Pull a fire alarm and run
3
7%
Stick a fork in an electric socket/toaster
2
5%
Knock something really valuable over
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11%
Punch someone for no reason
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16%
Yell out something random
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34%
Eat a bunch of things you aren't supposed to eat a lot of
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5%
Take off your shirt in public
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9%
Jump in a public fountain
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14%
 
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Post by BCG » Sat Feb 1, 14:24 2003

A.K.A. Z wrote:Me and my friends used to play the penis game. One person says it, then the next person after has to say it louder. Ahhh, the memories...
I have guy-friends that still play that game. Only they've changed it, so that you have to yell different things than just penis. They do it at concerts. "SCROTUM!" "MASTURBATE!" "SPERM!"

I've never understood this fixation men have with their own genitals.

I have a friend who randomly yells LIBIDO!
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Post by Skalle » Sat Feb 1, 15:13 2003

Yesterday, when in a store, when about to walk past a little kid standing on the ground with his/hers mom, i suddenly got a major urge to KICK it with all my power.
Sometimes when in a chess tournament and all the clocks are going "tick, tick, tick, tick, tick" and theres total silence, with like, a hundred people in the hall, i sometimes torture myself by thinking "what if i stood up and totally screamed out loud.." i say "torture" becus its not nice to think about, i mean, imagine if i did it... Plus it distracts me and makes it hard for me to focus becus the thought just WONT go away.
Then 2 years ago or something, me and my friend when riding on our bicycles home from school, would yell "ENTSCHULDIGUN!" really loud when coming up from behind at strangers and then we'd crack up, laughing while riding past them.

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Post by FernGully » Sat Feb 1, 15:15 2003

I always want to kick really expensive looking things, or just knock them over!
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Post by Wiccychan » Sat Feb 1, 16:35 2003

Oh man.I have picked up a new phrase to shriek out since I have been here.

"BLARG!!"

I like being thoroughly weird. I yell,
'CLITORPENIS!!'

A hybrid of two taboo words in our soceity.

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Post by cheezygoodness » Sat Feb 1, 21:22 2003

my weirdest urge was to french a guy I saw on the street that I regognized from somewhere...
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Post by Lenora Of The Mice » Sat Feb 1, 23:45 2003

I always get the urge to climb things and yell taboo words at the top of my lungs.

When I'm driving through mountainous areas and they have all that rock cut straight into cliffs, I always get the urge to climb those and trow rocks on cars.

as for pulling fire alarms, I love doing that. Not too often, but every once and awhile, when it just becomes too much to resist, and I think that everyone could use some fresh air until the fire department finishes checking the building, then sure.
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Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Sun Feb 2, 2:12 2003

Once I had the urge to pull a fire alarm, but it wasn't a big urge, so I ignored it. Lol. I had the strong urge to go out onto my roof yesterday, and today, but didn't because my parents were outside, and didn't know if they would approve if going onto the roof even though it's really fun because I'm acrophobic and it really feels good to be able to do that even though I'm afraid to. Once I went out there at night and screamed "W00T" lol. Dogs were barking at me. It was fun.
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Post by krazykitten » Tue Feb 4, 17:55 2003

none of the above....... i once had a really strange erge to lick some guys face, not a wimpy lick eaither........
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Post by krazykitten » Tue Feb 4, 17:58 2003

A.K.A. Z wrote:Me and my friends used to play the penis game. One person says it, then the next person after has to say it louder. Ahhh, the memories...
haha, good times, brings back memories
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Post by swedishfish » Fri Feb 7, 21:02 2003

sometimes i have the urge to bite my boyfriend, but we shan't discuss that here. i have, however, had most of the urges on the list, especially screaming random things in the hallways at school, like fishnockles. by the way, my friend and i are having an argument about whether penis or vagina is funnier to say. any thoughts?
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Post by BrightOrangeGoldfish » Sun Feb 9, 19:54 2003

Screaming out random things!! WOO!!

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Post by zoe. » Sun Feb 9, 20:15 2003

i'm really have to say all of the above.
and i've also been known to have to sudden urge to smash my brothers face in with a baseball bat.
i'm not all that cool. but i hope i will be someday.

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Post by MFS » Sun Feb 9, 20:54 2003

zoe. wrote:and i've also been known to have to sudden urge to smash my brothers face in with a baseball bat.
but for those of us with brothers... who hasn't had that urge?
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Post by tanooki » Sun Feb 9, 21:02 2003

FernGully wrote:I always want to kick really expensive looking things, or just knock them over!
its people like you that give me reasons to have a really good security system in my car!!

and it was a person like you that scratched my car that is going to cost me US$400!!!! bastard!!
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Post by zoe. » Sun Feb 9, 21:16 2003

MFS wrote:
zoe. wrote:and i've also been known to have to sudden urge to smash my brothers face in with a baseball bat.
but for those of us with brothers... who hasn't had that urge?
true. brothers are silly things.
i'm not all that cool. but i hope i will be someday.

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Post by tanooki » Sun Feb 9, 21:33 2003

my brother threw a toy truck at my forehead when i was little, i still have a scar to show for it, that little bastard, i would have smacked him hard but then dad showed up
who let the dogs out... woof woof woof woof :puppy:

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Post by zoe. » Sun Feb 9, 21:41 2003

psssh. i'da hit him anyway. the rule in my family has always been "if someone hits you, hit them back." my parents would only stop me and my brothers from hitting each other back if we were in public or if it went on for too long.
i'm not all that cool. but i hope i will be someday.

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Post by tanooki » Sun Feb 9, 21:50 2003

hehe.. thats a cool rule zoe, your house must be so fun

but i warn you, when your little brother gets stronger than you, you better know some sort of self defence or carry a weapon with you all the time :D
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Post by Staying_alive » Sun Feb 9, 23:28 2003

when I was younger I used to beat on my sister. I remember when I was like 6 I bit her because she hit me in the head with one of those big metal spoons. so I turned around and i bit her. I made her bleed!!
but not anymore, now we get along... most of the time!
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Post by jem » Mon Feb 10, 18:41 2003

i said yell out something random.
especially "polar bears!"
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Post by zoe. » Mon Feb 10, 21:02 2003

tanooki wrote:hehe.. thats a cool rule zoe, your house must be so fun

but i warn you, when your little brother gets stronger than you, you better know some sort of self defence or carry a weapon with you all the time :D
my "little" brother is only my "little" brother because he's 13 months younger. but he's 6 inches taller and 30 pounds heavier.
he's still afraid of me. i can take him and he knows it.
i'm not all that cool. but i hope i will be someday.

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Post by ArtificialAmore » Tue Feb 11, 10:42 2003

I have always wanted to just let out my frustration and just beat the hell out of some random person, I get the urge most when driving. I get bad road rage on the way to school because people dont pay attention so spontaneously they think they're in a school zone and they're in a 40!!! So they're shuffling along at TWENTY MILES PER HOUR!! ahhhhhh!!! Even thinking about it pisses me off... *huff huff* I just want to kill them!! Because they hold up traffic, and I HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL! *cries* why are they so stupid?
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Post by sawarah » Tue Feb 11, 14:35 2003

Anytime I see something made of porcelain or anything really intricate and obviously expesnive, I get this tingly feeling in my hands and get this urge to smash it.

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Post by The Shrew » Tue Feb 11, 15:45 2003

I picked punch someone. Because, I often have the urge, but never do. I should one of these days.

I jumped into the public fountain in my mall once. It was freaking hilarious.
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Post by krazykitten » Tue Feb 11, 16:51 2003

sawarah wrote:Anytime I see something made of porcelain or anything really intricate and obviously expesnive, I get this tingly feeling in my hands and get this urge to smash it.

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.....im glad you aren't in my ceramics class......
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