What did I just say?

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What did I just say?

Post by melsbells » Sun Jan 29, 14:42 2017

Yesterday I heard myself say "You're not allowed to break chunks off of the furniture" and "That's right, you aren't allowed to drink your pee." Before I had to say those things the first time, I would never have imagined needing to say them.

Let's make it normal. What weird things have you needed to say to your kid(s)?

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Re: What did I just say?

Post by rowan » Mon Jan 30, 11:24 2017

"Stop putting your zombies in your mouth"
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Re: What did I just say?

Post by antfancier » Tue Jan 31, 10:08 2017

"I don't want you to French kiss me." I didn't think I would have this problem with a ten month old.

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Re: What did I just say?

Post by spacefem » Tue Feb 21, 7:40 2017

"don't eat your napkin." - I've actually had to repeat that one several times.

there's also a LOT of "don't lick that".
bork can eat steak with a spoon.

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Re: What did I just say?

Post by DarkOne » Tue Feb 21, 8:31 2017

"Be quiet and go to sleep, you'll wake LEGO up if you keep talking." (She was trying to nap with her Lego train)
"Yes, you can have more cauliflower, but please eat your pizza."
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Re: What did I just say?

Post by Sonic# » Tue Feb 21, 9:00 2017

"Don't eat the catfood" - to a friend's kid.

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Re: What did I just say?

Post by melsbells » Wed Feb 22, 12:42 2017

Ah, these are great.

Recently, I've been caught off guard by some of the threats and bribes I've been using. "If you don't stop jumping on Father now, I'm going to take your towel off my head" or "I can tell you more about [digestian/the circulatory system/some other human biology system] if you [take another bite/try to pee]"

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Re: What did I just say?

Post by mariareese » Wed Mar 15, 6:25 2017

Looking to know about the system and biology :D hehe ..

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