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does anyone like you?

yes
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no
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i think
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yes and ive had children with 'em!
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Post by lizpoona » Thu Jan 9, 18:27 2003

ok,so theres this guy,his name is Casey,and he likes me [squich!] hes wants to go out with but I don't like THAT much,just as a friend he's ask me thrice and I said no the whole time. help? (im 12)
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uh oh....

Post by lizpoona » Thu Jan 9, 18:34 2003

and now he's yelling "lizzie,youre hot!" up at my window,and my moms in here! :wow: :kill:
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Re: uh oh....

Post by MFS » Thu Jan 9, 19:50 2003

lizpoona wrote:and now he's yelling "lizzie,youre hot!" up at my window,and my moms in here! :wow: :kill:
ok... here's what you need to do:

  • get a bucket of rocks
  • throw a rock really close to him and tell "next one hits your head"
  • immediately, without further warning, throw one at his head
  • laugh a lot and continue throwing
  • tell him that if he lives, that maybe you'll think about it
  • continue throwing rocks, but change laughing to an insane cackle
by this point, he will run away screaming.
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Post by FernGully » Thu Jan 9, 19:53 2003

Kill him and steal his hat.
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Re: uh oh....

Post by KingTZ » Thu Jan 9, 19:54 2003

MFS wrote:
lizpoona wrote:and now he's yelling "lizzie,youre hot!" up at my window,and my moms in here! :wow: :kill:
ok... here's what you need to do:

  • get a bucket of rocks
  • throw a rock really close to him and tell "next one hits your head"
  • immediately, without further warning, throw one at his head
  • laugh a lot and continue throwing
  • tell him that if he lives, that maybe you'll think about it
  • continue throwing rocks, but change laughing to an insane cackle


by this point, he will run away screaming.

It'd be alot more effective if she threw turd instead.
[And I said "turd" not "turc"]
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Post by FernGully » Thu Jan 9, 19:56 2003

*gasp* why do you want to throw turc at rocks in a bucket!
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Post by KingTZ » Thu Jan 9, 20:00 2003

FernGully wrote:*gasp* why do you want to throwturd at turc in a bucket!


How could you say that Ferin??? Howw??[/b]
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Post by FernGully » Thu Jan 9, 20:18 2003

KingTZ wrote:
FernGully wrote:*gasp* why do you want to throwturd at turc in a bucket!


How could you say that Ferin??? Howw??[/b]
quite easily typed actually...
not much effort at all.
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Post by A.K.A. Z » Thu Jan 9, 21:26 2003

You're 12. Tell him to wait four or five years and then give you a call.
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Post by tanooki » Thu Jan 9, 21:38 2003

you're 12 so tell him you will sue him if it doesnt piss off :D
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Post by Camel » Thu Jan 9, 22:16 2003

Okay, I personally think that 12 is too young to have a boyfriend. i'm in highschool and i haven't even been on a date before! tell him to grow up and stop being so annoying and then tell him that you might consider it in a couple of years.
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Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Fri Jan 10, 0:08 2003

Lol yeah 12 is generally too young to date anyway, so tell him to bug off. I like MFS's idea. Or just yell "Shutup you idiot!!" and maybe he'll take a hint??
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Post by Tweek » Fri Jan 10, 5:12 2003

Just tell him to get lost, if that doesn't work I like the rock throwing idea :)
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Post by Draak » Fri Jan 10, 9:22 2003

Your mom is sitting there, hearing all this and she isn't doing anything?.. weird

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Re: uh oh....

Post by MFS » Fri Jan 10, 12:31 2003

KingTZ wrote:
MFS wrote:
lizpoona wrote:and now he's yelling "lizzie,youre hot!" up at my window,and my moms in here! :wow: :kill:
ok... here's what you need to do:

  • get a bucket of rocks
  • throw a rock really close to him and tell "next one hits your head"
  • immediately, without further warning, throw one at his head
  • laugh a lot and continue throwing
  • tell him that if he lives, that maybe you'll think about it
  • continue throwing rocks, but change laughing to an insane cackle


by this point, he will run away screaming.

It'd be alot more effective if she threw turd instead.
[And I said "turd" not "turc"]
throwing Turc seemed like a better idea for a minute there, until it occured to me that the kid might just take Turc and ditch Liz... which would be good for Liz, but probably not quite so good for Turc.
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Post by KingTZ » Fri Jan 10, 13:16 2003

Yes, and then Turc would make a post about how to get rid of that guy, and we'd have to start all over agian...
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Post by MFS » Fri Jan 10, 14:08 2003

KingTZ wrote:Yes, and then Turc would make a post about how to get rid of that guy, and we'd have to start all over agian...
True enough... but if that were to happen, hopefully by reading this, Turc would already know to be prepared with a bucket of rocks...
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Post by lizpoona » Sat Jan 11, 11:42 2003

A.K.A. Z wrote:You're 12. Tell him to wait four or five years and then give you a call.
thats the best advice so far.
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Post by lizpoona » Sat Jan 11, 11:42 2003

tanooki wrote:you're 12 so tell him you will sue him if it doesnt piss off :D
more good advice
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Post by lizpoona » Sat Jan 11, 11:45 2003

thanks guys. :fem: :puke: :male:
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Post by angry-amy » Sat Jan 11, 11:48 2003

how old is this boy?

i didnt think that boys liked girls or were interested in them when they are 12.
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Post by lizpoona » Sat Jan 11, 18:05 2003

angry-amy wrote:how old is this boy?

i didnt think that boys liked girls or were interested in them when they are 12.
he is 12
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Post by Meichan04 » Tue Jan 14, 0:33 2003

Ok here's the deal: go with the first part of the rock-throwing suggestion. Blunt force seems to work except in a few rare cases. But again, it's rare. Except for this one kid last year in driver's ed...... ugg..... it didn't help that the instructor kept saying, "Oh, you know, opposites attract, you two will end up together." (PUNCH/SMACK/TEARING HAIR OUT) Grr.... oh and if anyone saw my post about Tristan in Drama, this other kid thinks that T and me should go out. Um. Riight. I thought that they DISCOURAGED abusive/ homicidal relationships. Too bad I already have Rob. Maybe I can pay Rob to get rid of Tristan... that's a thought... partners in crime.... muahaha.
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Post by MFS » Tue Jan 14, 14:11 2003

Meichan04 wrote:Ok here's the deal: go with the first part of the rock-throwing suggestion. Blunt force seems to work except in a few rare cases. But again, it's rare. Except for this one kid last year in driver's ed...... ugg..... it didn't help that the instructor kept saying, "Oh, you know, opposites attract, you two will end up together." (PUNCH/SMACK/TEARING HAIR OUT) Grr.... oh and if anyone saw my post about Tristan in Drama, this other kid thinks that T and me should go out. Um. Riight. I thought that they DISCOURAGED abusive/ homicidal relationships. Too bad I already have Rob. Maybe I can pay Rob to get rid of Tristan... that's a thought... partners in crime.... muahaha.
you need to learn the proper response to "opposites attract": "only in ion pairing, magnetism, and various other situations where a charge is involved." Because it ain't so for people.
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Post by cheezygoodness » Tue Jan 14, 15:37 2003

^ sometimes, my ex-boyfriend and i could not be anymore different and i really liked him. but then we broke up and we're bitter, i sort of told him i was pregnant although i wasnt and he called me a whore. i do that kinda stuff to see the reactions... try it!
i told him i was pregnant after we broke up...
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