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Post by welcome_to_earth » Sat Jan 18, 19:46 2003

January 05, 2003
Do I look like I'm made out of money?
What? What is this?

Did someone leave the lights on in here?

Don't you know how much electricity costs these days?

It's not like we own the Electric Company, you know. We just control the media and the government.

You know what they do with all the money they make from that oil? They knock down buildings! Your cousin Albert, he designed the ash trays in each elevator lobby, he did. Now, no ashtrays. No elevator lobbies either.

What a shame.

If you're cold, put on a sweater, you noodnik.

Posted by Hanukkah Harry at 10:13 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
December 30, 2002
santa has left the building


Thank baby jesus the holidays are over. Santa is going surfing.

I'm gonna hang on the beach, pick up some bitches and hos and hang with my buddy Snoop Dogg. Fo shizzle.

I'd thank all my helpers but they did nothing for me except sleep with my hobag wife while I worked my ass off.

I'd thank my wife, but she's busy getting on her knees for father time. Happy fucking new year, you slut. I'm leaving you.

Rudolph, Blitzen, that freaking weirdo snowman and all the rest of you - I won't be back. Try making Christmas next year without me. I hope the children of the world storm the North Pole and shove hot pokers up your asses.

Harry and Baby Jesus, you can come hang with me and Snoop anytime. As for the rest of you, I took a shit in all of your stockings. Hope you enjoyed it.

Ho Ho Ho!!!
To death w/ you!! and i mean that!!
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Post by MFS » Sat Jan 18, 21:54 2003

advice: lay off the crack.
It's a big world, and it never stays the same.
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Post by cheezygoodness » Sun Jan 19, 8:45 2003

MFS wrote:advice: lay off the crack.
no dude thats heroine.
we're not lazy we just have reasonable goals.

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Post by SBC » Sun Jan 19, 11:17 2003

i didnt understand either of the poll options
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Post by StarsInUrEye » Sun Jan 19, 11:30 2003

last year santa brought me a pair of earings, a necklace and candy, so he's alright to me. although i'm starting to suspect he is really the wife of a man i live with who i call dragon lady (grandma)

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Post by MFS » Sun Jan 19, 12:24 2003

cheezygoodness wrote:
MFS wrote:advice: lay off the crack.
no dude thats heroine.
A female hero? (hint... there's no "E" on the end of the drug...)


Diacetyl morphine is da bomb, baby! Yeah!
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Post by A.K.A. Z » Sun Jan 19, 12:25 2003

Yep, it's the bomb until you fall asleep and don't wake up because you've choked on your own vomit.
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