do you know your office janitor?

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do you know your office janitor?

Post by spacebot » Fri Jan 8, 2:00 2016

do you know your office janitor?

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Post by ladyhawk » Fri Jan 8, 3:55 2016

I work from home. I am my office janitor.
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Post by Bork » Fri Jan 8, 10:29 2016

No. They come when nobody is here.
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Post by rowan » Fri Jan 8, 11:18 2016

Yes, I do. He's very nice, and we have an ongoing "gotcha" game where we pretend to shoot each other (with our fingers). The previous (also nice) guy just retired, and this guy took over (he'd been doing other areas of the floor so I already knew him).
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Post by Charli! » Fri Jan 8, 13:34 2016

Yes, I know the name of everyone on our housekeeping & facilities team. They're all awesome. One sings as he works- so if singing in emanating from a corridor then he's probably painting or something. One lady gets on stage at every christmas party and has a boogie with the band. One makes choclate tiffin that is so alcoholic you can smell it a mile off. They're all awesome.

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Post by Enigma » Fri Jan 8, 16:18 2016

We say hi if I happen to be leaving the bathroom when she comes in. I wouldn't say we're close personal friends, but we're friendly.
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Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Fri Jan 8, 22:22 2016

I know the whole custodial staff where I work but I work in a kitchen so they are often working while I am there, we all know those guys. They are all pretty nice guys although one of them is kind of weird and annoying. I sometimes give them treats if I have extra desserts or whatever because I am really happy I don't have to mop the floor or take out the trash.
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Post by octarineoboe » Sat Jan 9, 10:44 2016

Vaguely. Like, we say hi to each other and I think I know her name. I knew the janitor at my old office much better. He was awesome.

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Post by monk » Thu Jan 14, 12:44 2016

Hi, I AM the janitorial staff where I work. Mopping, bathrooms, kitchen, all kept clean by yours truly. Do seven grown men make a mess? Yes, they do.
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Re: do you know your office janitor?

Post by iamthegate » Fri Jan 15, 1:37 2016

monk wrote:Hi, I AM the janitorial staff where I work. Mopping, bathrooms, kitchen, all kept clean by yours truly. Do seven grown men make a mess? Yes, they do.
But.... Do you know yourself?

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