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MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by MFS » Tue Jan 2, 23:09 2018

Hi

I was noticing a rather lack of either random or (at least per my opinion) weird things happening in the land of random weirdos. Thus, I have taken it upon myself to post this. Which is not at all about ice cream, since that is what I look for when visiting Hell.

For you see (unless you are blind, because then you cannot see, thus you are blind), there are people out there. And some of those people smuggle goats. No, I'm not kidding. Evidently, this is a big deal around Oregon and northern California. Big enough a deal that it was posted about on more than one website from people who are either into 1) farming, b) goats, iii] posting about smuggling across state lines, etc. And this whole time, I was thinking that goat smuggling was just something my niece attempted to do once at a petting zoo (she is also a ninja).

So what does any of this mean? The fuck if I know. Don't taunt owls, they may try to eat you if you are small like a rodent. And yes, there is a point at which it is too cold to operate a rollercoaster. And that temperature is different for steel-rail vs. wooden coasters. No shit, this is for reals!

And for the last time, poison oak doesn't grow in Ohio. It doesn't grow here. Stop telling me you found poison oak in your yard, you are just shitty at identifying plants. Yeah, you know who you are.

Lastly, I still really want to punch spacebot in the face. I realize that spacebot doesn't actually have a face. This does not reduce my desires to punch said bot.
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Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by Taurwen » Wed Jan 3, 6:55 2018

Apparently the theft of Venus fly traps is also a big deal.

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Post by DarkOne » Wed Jan 3, 7:30 2018

MFS wrote:
Tue Jan 2, 23:09 2018
And some of those people smuggle goats. No, I'm not kidding. Evidently, this is a big deal around Oregon and northern California. Big enough a deal that it was posted about on more than one website from people who are either into 1) farming, b) goats, iii] posting about smuggling across state lines, etc. And this whole time, I was thinking that goat smuggling was just something my niece attempted to do once at a petting zoo (she is also a ninja).
I suspect goat smuggling reduces the effectiveness of the goat, particularly if smuggled across time zones. I can't convince my next door neighbors to get community goats to replace mowing in the neighborhood, even with local goats. Good luck convincing them to do it with smuggled goats.
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Apparently the theft of Venus fly traps is also a big deal.
To me a bigger deal is a lack of clear guidance on Venus fly trap feeding protocol. I unintentionally overfed my one Venus fly trap, Tallullah. I bet most people overfeed their Venus fly traps and kill them too. That might explain the theft. So I say, address root cause.
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Post by Sonic# » Wed Jan 3, 7:40 2018

Moving
Goats
To
Other
Woods.

My Christmas tea is almost ready to drink. It wasn't smuggled but it still tastes like delicious furtiveness.

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Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Wed Jan 3, 9:11 2018

DarkOne wrote:
Wed Jan 3, 7:30 2018
MFS wrote:
Tue Jan 2, 23:09 2018
And some of those people smuggle goats. No, I'm not kidding. Evidently, this is a big deal around Oregon and northern California. Big enough a deal that it was posted about on more than one website from people who are either into 1) farming, b) goats, iii] posting about smuggling across state lines, etc. And this whole time, I was thinking that goat smuggling was just something my niece attempted to do once at a petting zoo (she is also a ninja).
I suspect goat smuggling reduces the effectiveness of the goat, particularly if smuggled across time zones. I can't convince my next door neighbors to get community goats to replace mowing in the neighborhood, even with local goats. Good luck convincing them to do it with smuggled goats.
That is such a good idea!! Make milk, not exhaust fumes!

I have heard of people feeding their Venus fly traps like, ground beef and shit like that too. Come on guys, it's a plant! It doesn't need to eat cows.
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Post by rowan » Wed Jan 3, 10:02 2018

MFS wrote:
Tue Jan 2, 23:09 2018
And for the last time, poison oak doesn't grow in Ohio. It doesn't grow here.
It doesn't? *not from ohio*

I cannot confirm nor deny any goat smuggling in this area.

Raccoons though. It's probably the raccoons.
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Post by Taurwen » Wed Jan 3, 10:12 2018

Hey now, they prefer the term trash panda.

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Post by rowan » Wed Jan 3, 10:21 2018

EITHER WAY, THEY ARE BEHIND THE GOAT SMUGGLING
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Post by Sonic# » Wed Jan 3, 10:29 2018

Fun fact: "spandex" is named after trash pandas. Shpandax.

Is that too much of a stretch? Luckily it's spandex!

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Post by MFS » Wed Jan 3, 14:14 2018

So, Bradley Cooper's voice has been smuggling goats. THAT BASTARD!
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Post by Bork » Wed Jan 3, 18:47 2018

This is the second thread that, despite the title, IS NOT ABOUT ICE CREAM.

HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE. HOW ARE PEOPLE OKAY WITH THIS. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE. DOES NOBODY ELSE CARE.
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Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by octarineoboe » Wed Jan 3, 19:51 2018

one time i had GOAT MILK ICE CREAM how about THAT

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Post by Bork » Wed Jan 3, 21:23 2018

octarineoboe wrote:
Wed Jan 3, 19:51 2018
one time i had GOAT MILK ICE CREAM how about THAT
Yeah!!!!! That sounds super tasty!! Was it super delicious? Did it taste like goat cheese at all?

I stayed on a farm one weekend and had fresh goat milk for my coffee. I think it was the best thing I had ever put in coffee. Ever. It was so good.
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Post by melsbells » Thu Jan 4, 13:05 2018

I recently listened to spouse explain to his mother that getting poison ivy (which does grow in Ohio) is a lot worse than getting stung by nettles. She was all, "why is this such a big deal? Go take a sauna and you'll feel fine. If not it'll still go away in a day." Nope, because nettles = very useful plant.

Could poison oak grow in Ohio though? If one were to smuggle some in?

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Post by Sonic# » Thu Jan 4, 14:05 2018

"Poison Ivy Goat Ice Cream" is an anagram of Erotic Spicy Vaginae Moo

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Post by rowan » Thu Jan 4, 14:06 2018

I was thinking about making a goat milk ice cream with honey in it at one point.

I haven't made my eggnog and pistachio ice creams though because my husband brought home the wrong milk and it's too cold so I haven't gone out to get the right milk.


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Post by Rainbow Dolphins » Thu Jan 4, 16:34 2018

Bork wrote:
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I stayed on a farm one weekend and had fresh goat milk for my coffee. I think it was the best thing I had ever put in coffee. Ever. It was so good.
I'm glad someone else is on the same page here. Any time I try to tell people to try putting goat milk in their coffee they act like I am insane. If you ever get the chance, you should try a goat milk latte. It froths really well and the flavor goes great with espresso.
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Post by MFS » Thu Jan 4, 17:50 2018

So I think I can extrapolate and say that RD was clearly smuggling goats. I bet Sqeaks was in on it, too.
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Post by Taurwen » Thu Jan 4, 20:06 2018

I've been using goat milk in my coffee Recently and havnt been terribly impressed. Maybe because it's 2% why would there be a 2% goat milk option?

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Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by Enigma » Thu Jan 4, 20:55 2018

It's always the raccoons. Those dudes are evil.

That said I'm pretty sure it's too cold to do anything here. Including milking goats.
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Post by MFS » Fri Jan 5, 22:43 2018

Raccoon spotted on my neighbor's roof... I suspect home invasion. I bet he has goats inside.
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Post by octarineoboe » Sat Jan 6, 11:13 2018

the goat ice cream did kinda taste like goat cheese. it was just OK honestly. i tried it because i was curious and because it was at this great ice cream shop where you got a little bonus scoop of a second flavor on top of your real flavor, but i'm glad i never ordered it as my main event.

RIP for that shop, by the way. French fries and ice cream in very short walking distance of my old apartment.

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Re: MGTOW: I like ice cream

Post by MFS » Thu Jan 11, 22:07 2018

Sonic# wrote:
Thu Jan 4, 14:05 2018
"Poison Ivy Goat Ice Cream" is an anagram of Erotic Spicy Vaginae Moo
I somehow only just saw this response... and now I'm thinking wasn't that a Zappa song? I has to have been...
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